July 1st 2013
TODAY OF TWITTIBAL It's Day Two of the Briatus. (As in, our dearest Brian Zeller's week-long vacation). That's driving everyone a little lot mad. The big Fourth of July bash at Muskrat Farm is shaping up to be fantastic, except for one thing: everyone expects me to fight Margot. And I'm, you know, paralyzed. But I'll figure this out. Or hide. Anyhow, you're ALL invited to the party, just change your pic to a costume! Chilton's devotion to Bedelia is actually kind of funny and cute to me, but I'm the only one. Everyone gave him shit for it and he still remained devoted...that's love for you. Only death or a call to the proper authorities can keep them apart. It also gave me a fanfic idea where Bedelia washes Frederick's hair...keep your eye out for that one-shot. Jame appeared late in the day to an enthusiastic greeting. He's designing costumes for many of the ladies going to my party. Willy Jr somehow begged and pleaded until his mom said he could go to. No one told him to stay away from me. The same could not be said for Abigail...even our most innocent conversations are being picked over by the cockblockers Mischa and Knotty Windsor. They make great chaperons, but they have no control over the DMs...if I wasn't paralyzed... I'm not sure what I'd do, actually. I'm conflicted. I also obsessively watched the gif of Hannibal taking Will's gun. The tugging and finger-stroking...hand-sex right there, folks. Good night. ~From the Desk of Mason Verger
