#abes exoddus

BELLA CIAO

Behold! A project that me and a few odd friends have been working on since January, for an early birthday gift to the one and only @this-game-has-themes

Featuring screenshots at the beginning from Abes Oddysee/New n Tasty, My own Exoddus-Intro-Style Poetry, and AMAZING FANTASTIC EPIC art (in order of appearance) from @this-game-has-themes's fanfic, @ask-alf-oddworld, @wiredalienvampire, @phantomtoff @ghostmoor, @kirbysdreamlands, AND @industrial-tox

WHAT A PROJECT! YAYYY YIPPEEE YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Go research Howler's Illyodd if you haven't NOWWWW it's the greatest Oddworld fan story everrrrrrrrr

Day 8 - Bonez

"I AM TOTALLY SCREWED!!!!"

It's refreshing to see open minds in my mailbox for once. I will be talking about this during my next broadcast as well.

I have overwhelming evidence (that the Magog Cartel thought they kept hidden) proving that General Dripik died around 2 decades ago and was replaced with a body double. There are top secret medical records that line up with certain dates in which General Dripik and his SLAVE army would have been returning from several M.R.I (Mudokon Re-location Initiative) deployments. There's no way he could have survived these wounds!! If you check on the "videos" hyperlink on my blog, you will see a compilation I have put together myself that shows the staunch difference in behaviour between General Dorothy Dripik before the deployments and after his alleged "recovery".

Stranger | Oddworld Series

Suspicious? Of me? Molluck, my old pal, you wound me! You think I’d want the headache of running your big show? Please, I’ve got enough on my plate keeping FeeCo running like the well-oiled machine it is.

You’re the big boss for a reason! Vision, ambition, stress management...