i wish i could write so bad bc i NEED older brother’s best friend evan fics DESPERATELY 💔
i need more evan fics in general tbh but just imagine being in a secret relationship with himmm but it’s sooo hard to hide it bc that mf is clingy as hell and wants to be right beside his s/o all the time but he can’t :( and when he’s out with friends he buys shit that reminds him of you and when his friends ask what it’s for he panics bad and comes up with some shit excuse
this was corny as fuck but i love this man so much i NEED more fics of him IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
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really niche and nit-picky thing to complain about, but it FREAKS ME OUT when people tag pictures of evan jennings as evan myers and use pictures of evan jennings on fics about evan myers/habit 💔 idk it just makes me feel really weird when i’m reading a fic about evan myers and i see a non-emh picture of evan jennings or even a bts of emh picture of him… i know that this is such a non-issue to most people but it just feels icky to me bc he’s a real person
and also this is all coming from someone who LOVES evan myers with her entire heart btw :(
in the middle of watching EMH and i genuinely cannot understand how to characterize evan at all but i love him so so so much so here’s some thoughts i had abt him that are incredibly self indulgent and probably really ooc idk <3
also these aren’t written with any specific time or setting in mind 😭
watching marble hornets with him and having tim as a favorite character/admiring tim for standing up to the operator while protecting jay and evan, becoming the tiniest bit jealous with a little frown on his face, immediately saying that he would totally do the same and, in fact, he would beat slenderman’s ass with a machete if given the chance!! pls just tell him he’s so much cooler than tim so he’ll stop yapping in your ear about how he’d kill slenderman in an instant if the fucker tried attacking you 💔
^^ also if you imagine this after the EMH boys have encountered slenderman he might brag about how he’s been face to face with slenderman before multiple times and came this 🤏🏼 close to stabbing the freak with his knife while trying to act nonchalant about it
playing re6 with him and i can’t decide if he would take it super seriously and lock tf in or if he would goof around and get both of y’all killed constantly, i think it depends on his mood and what part of the game y’all are at?? anyway ik in my heart he would really enjoy all of the ridiculous attacks leon does and probably plays as him and leaves you to play as helena (but if you asked he would totally switch with you if it made you happy)
sits with you while you watch your favorite shows/movies and appears to not be paying any attention to anything, he’d probably be doing his own thing like sharpening his knives or doing some work related to the channel, but later will ask super specific questions that reveal he was in fact locked in the entire time
if you struggle with exercising consistently or eating well balanced meals, he will focus all of his attention on trying to help you improve these things without making you feel any ounce of discomfort, he doesn’t want you to feel as though he’s forcing you to do anything and constantly remind you that he WILL NEVER love you any less if you fall behind on workouts or healthier diets, you can always start again and he’ll be there to help you every step of the way 🩷
i have many more ideas but i am way too eepy now, let me know if i should do more of these or if i should never do this again 💕 that sounds sarcastic but actually be honest with me if you do want more bc i’m not good at writing these sorts of things 😭😭 anyway i love evan myers with all my heart
this is purely self indulgent, but do y’all think habit would fw an s/o who’s a fangirl of anime/kpop/video games/etc. or would he hateeee it
i imagine he would either become incredibly annoyed with his s/o or he wouldn’t give a fuck at all bc he doesn’t care
but also maybe he would be super mean and teasing to the reader but every now and then he might buy (steal? 🤨 idk) his s/o some merch bc he may not gaf about their interests but he has to keep his s/o happy somehow
let me know your thoughts bc i cannot figure this man out to save my life
i keep seeing evan posts relating to him liking rdr and i did see one saying that canonically he liked rdr but tbh i haven’t really watched much of EMH so idk if that’s true ?? can someone who has watched it confirm that for me pls😭
but that had me thinking about playing red dead online with evan and him causing so much chaos while you’re just trying to complete missions 💔 i yearn for this man so so bad i wish i could write for him
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