i love that fuckass green pippins
but its a nightmare looking up ship related fanart/fanfic for him because I have such specific headcanons that aren't widely shared with the fandom
i know if I want to see the things I like, I have to make it myself
BUT GOD, I'M LAZY
I just want to see that weird little man be an asexual freak so bad and not bottom, is that too much to ask ajfhsjfjjsjdjz









