#abc 7

ABC Studios : Burbank, California

Sara Gilbert : HmmHmm yea. (In Her Head: What the fuck? My TV Mom is so racist! Why couldn’t I’ve been the adopted daughter of a “Huxtable”?......Oh shit, BILL! (sigh)

John Goodman : That’s right Rosy! You tell’em. (In His Head: YES! Finally something to get me out of this dumbass revival. 

Roseanne Barr (In Her Head) : That’ll show those “Shiite Supporting” Democrats! I hope I did Trump and my Republicans proud!

Trump Tower : Manhattan, New York

Kellyanne Conway: Oh look sir! The actress Roseanne Barr is trending.

(The Donald clicks on @therealroseanne)

Donald Trump: Wow, she really has been supporting this Klan.....I mean, this political party since I got in office. You know what Ann? I think I’m finally going to watch this revival season to show my support, keep her ratings up ya know?

Kellyanne Conway: Um? Sir, I hate to inform you but,  the season is over.

Donald Trump: Really? That fast?...... Well actually that’s better for me. Now I can just illegally download it. It’ll be more of an enjoyable experience for me to watch it that way anyhow.

THE NEXT DAY:

Brentwood, Los Angeles, CA:

Tracee Ellis Ross: Girlfriends, I would have never done the video if I knew that negro had a hidden son okay? Talkin bout some damn “Nice For What?”. Anywho, did ya’ll catch the “T” on Twitter last night?.............. Gurl I know you did, But Gurl? GURL?! Really? You didn’t? Roseanne Barr was spewing that right wing, racist, Star Wars of the republic bullshit again but was comparing Valerie Jarrett as the equivalent mixed love child of Muslims and the monkeys from “Planet of The Apes”.

Santa Monica, Los Angeles, CA :

Kerry Washington: What? No she didn’t!?

The Ritz Carlton, Downtown, Los Angeles:

Viola Davis: Unfortunately SHE DID! And Hunny! I was HEATED like “KEATING”!  OK?!  Where I come from? In St. Matthews, South Carolina we don’t play that shit! That bitch better not let me catch her slippin while on that Burbank lot next season because I’ll for damn sure be ready to MOLLYWHOP! How dare she come for a sista’s looks when she’s over there on the set of her show looking like “Hoodsey Bishop” with a wig on! 

Kerry Washington: HA! Viola Stop! Tracee chiile, You’ve got to be kidding me? She really posted that y’all? Well, I’m not too surprised, I mean she is a actress that’s proud to play a character who literally paints white middle aged american women in a classic stereotypical blue collar way. Ya’ll know the type. She’s one of those Flyover State, Walmart complaining, Clammy hand, Tuna Casserole smelling, Synthetic Yaki Wig Wearing, “I Put Raisins In The Potato Salad.............AGAIN!” type. She ain’t in her right mind. Hell, any actress who would willingly want to wear a MuuMuu Dress on Prime television for fashion purposes clearly isn’t. Now I wonder if ABC is going to let her slide? I mean Ms. Dungey is “THE” Boss and I know she’s real tight with Shonda. I wonder what Rhymes thinks of all of this? I haven’t seen her since the Scandal Finale party.

(Shonda Rhymes “Being Unbothered” in Cancun 

That Day......

.......................Luxuriating & Minding Her Own Damn “Business”)

Later That Day:

☎️ Caller I.D. : RING*RING*  RING*RING* : Call. From. “UNKNOWN CALL”.

       RING*RING*  RING*RING*  (Roseanne Picks Up The Phone.)

Roseanne Barr : Hello?

Jarrett Valerie : So you’ve been talkin shit Bitch?

Roseanne Barr: ....................