WEEEEW! Ok so abbytherealme tagged me so I’m gonna do this whole thing even though I know I don’t have to answer this whole thing? It’s like a you take the last set of questions, answer them, then write your own? ANYHOO!
1: If you could live in any fictional universe (from any media), where would you live and why?
My first instinct is to answer DOCTOR WHO! but then like IDK. Maybe Sailor Moon? I’d be magical girl AF.Â
2: Tell me your favorite thing about summer.
Literally nothing, summer is THE WORST here cause it’s SO HOT. It’s nice to have my siblings home from school though. We can actually go do stuff which is nice.Â
3: What song would you like to be played at your funeral?
The Final Fantasy Prelude with like the holy gospel choir. It says everything it needs to say, I WENT OUT LIKE A GIANT NERD. Also will hit everyone in the feels.Â
4: Give me the opening lyrics from the last song you listened to.
There were no lyrics since I was actually listening to Taylor Davis (if you don’t know who she is think Lindsey Stirling but I like Taylor better for some reason?)Â
5: Would you rather live out the rest of your life as a centaur or a merperson? (Third options are not viable.)
Mermaid. More like manatee. Just a big old sea cow floating around, living life.Â
6: What was the last book you read? How was it?
I made an attempt to read some Doctor Who book (like you know, actual glorified fanfic that’s published?) but I couldn’t get in to the writing style.Â
7: On a scale of 1 (ugh no) to 5 (hell yes), how comfortable are you with shipping real people romantically?
This is hard to say because I have ships, but they’re not like “beat-you-over-the-head-and-burn-down-your-house” serious like with some fandoms that take their ships WAAAYYYYY too seriously and find something shippy in literally EVERYTHING (cough). Mine are more casual like omg they’re cute and have chemistry but they’re both married to other people and that’s fine too...so like...2.5? IDK.Â
8: What are the first TV shows you remember from your childhood?
Blossom, Out Of This World, California Dreamin, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, VR Troopers, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?.Â
9: Would you rather have time-travel or teleportation? (Third options are not viable.)
Teleportation because I’m lazy.Â
10: How would you react to switching voices with your icon for a day?
Well my icons have all been Rhett until I made this last one so we’ll go with that. I think I would call literally every single one of you and record you all freaking out thinking you’re talking to Rhett and then give myself an awesome voicemail message and it’d be hilarious. Yes, I’m evil. I would prank people.Â
11: Which do you like best: gingham, plaid, or houndstooth?
I live in plaid basically. So that.Â
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1. Would you rather swim in a small lake/pond, or in a large body of water like the great lakes or an ocean.
SMALL. When I get in oceans I think a riptide is gonna kill me soo...
2. Which family member do you have the worst relationship with? Why do you think it’s this way? (You don’t have to name names)
My parents both. They’ve always put their kids second to money and their own happiness and have never been willing to sacrifice anything for us, but we’ve had to sacrifice our childhoods for them. It’s a long, arduous story. I’ll always resent them for the choices they’ve made.
3. If you could have any kind of pet, real or not real, what would it be?
I want a freaking french bulldog puppy and a baby elephant and a flock of flamingos.
4. Imagine you were your own parent (as in you had a kid that lived a life identical to yours) how would you feel about what they do?
I’d probably feel like a failure as a parent and try to encourage my kid more so they were more confident and willing to take risks to better their life.Â
5. Show me a song that makes you cry (and if you don’t know one that makes you cry, one that makes you really happy no matter what)
Sad songs that hit me in the feels: pretty much every orchestral Final Fantasy album (Distant Worlds) or the Journey Soundtrack by Austin Wintory, especially Nascence and I Was Born For This. Sounds lame but man those big scores just F me up.Â
6. If you could instantly learn a foreign language, which would it be?
Japanese. I just. I’ve tried to learn it and it’s hard.Â
7. If you could instantly learn to play an instrument, what would it be?
Piano. I can play kind of by ear and sort-of read sheet music but I want to be proficient.
8. If you could live forever, would you?
Yeah, I’ve already had existential crises about my mortality and I’m 28 FFS. I haven’t done a whole lot of living yet.Â
9. Tell me about your longest crush; how long did you like them, what did you like about them, how did you stop liking them, or how do you cope if you still do
In terms of IRL people? I had the biggest, stupidest crush on this guy Kevin Gidney in middle school that lasted through like sophomore year of high school and he had no idea I even existed. Then there was Chris Johnson who there was definitely a mutual attraction with but because of religious reasons he was in an arranged marriage in high school and chose it over me. That hurt a lot. Flash forward to today and he’s still married to her and has like 4 kids. These were so long ago it’s basically like, “whatever.” That’s how I cope! I do have two current crushes on people at work and that’s a giant, complicated mess right now which I’m sure you’ve seen my vents. :/Â
10. What is your favourite article of clothing? A picture would be nice
My old navy rockstar jeans. They’re seriously the most comfortable jeans I own. That and my Blue Stahli shirt. SO COMFFYYYYYYY.Â
11. If you could ask *hypothetically if there was a God* God/all knowing celestial being one question, what would it be?
I would ask what my purpose is in this life because I still have no idea.
Since I suck and it’s way past my bedtime, I’m lazy tagging “anyone who wants to do this” and just answer the questions Abby put cause dey gud.Â