your local trash queen now works at subway ayyyyyyy

who would've thought getting drunk with my fwb and his roommate on friday night would lead to an actual relationship as we stayed up talking all night

accidentally left my phone at my fwb's apartment this morning when i left for class. oops.

today would have been our 4 month anniversary, but as you used to call it the "we're gonna fuck" day. lmao i'm still getting laid tho and tbh it's so much better

Smelling like a dude after you spend the night together is definitely one of my favorite things

Shoutout to all my friends giving me some major love and support these past few days. I don't know what I'd do without all of you guys. Breakups suck, but they go bye so much easier when you have lovely people in your life.

Getting broken up with was definitely not on my list of things to do today. And crying because he still cares about me and doesn't want to see me hurt even though he apparently wants to have options wasn't on my list either. Glad to know that I'm apparently wife material and that we met too early in college? Great job explaining things. Not.

im having super bad cramps because my period is such a dick and im gross and overly emotional and i wanna be held and given forehead kisses but im pretty sure the only person i want attention from rn doesnt even want me anymore and just ugh life sucks okay