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It is about fitness so let me just throw a read more line in although I promise it is more about me than my guns.

So, I’m a member of the Ashy Bines facebook group. I paid my money, got my recipe books and I’m on the facebook page. I’m a VIP, if you will.

I just received an email (one I almost hope is a belated April fools joke) about how she is thinking of going one on one with a couple of clients, and they will meet up once a fortnight - with her or one of her teams for an hour, to sort out their eating and activity for 12 months. All for the low “not inexpensive price” of US $49,500.

Now... that’s more than I earn in a year. But IF I had that much money at my disposal to throw at healthy eating and exercise, I would hire a chef and a Personal Trainer for daily meals and exercise sessions and lose the weight in less than half a year.

I’m still rather hoping it’s a hoax. Or a joke. Or a typo on the price? An extra 0 or two?

$49,500 for twice a month for a year is $2062.50 per session, is THIRTYFOURFUCKINGDOLLARS a minute.