Push off a cliff: TIM

Frick frack: Uhm. UHM. Samara. 

Marry: THANE MUTHAFUCKING KRIOS. 

Set on fire: Mass Effect 3′s ending. 

Wrap a blanket around: Mordin

Push off a cliff: Is it a very high cliff? Is it like a small hill? A tiny little bump in the road? Because if its a high cliff I’m tossing off the Broodmother, but if it’s a small hill I’m tripping Anders over it. 

Frick frack: Uhhhh. UH. (wow imagine I’m actually conflicted) Cullen.

Marry: Sebastian.

Set on fire: Uhm. Coryphenis?

Wrap a blanket around: BLACKWALL.

*sweats nervously*

IS IT BAD I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THEM?

Uhm. Well I was toying with the idea that Cullen is the oddball in the family, while all his family has brown hair and green eyes, he was the only one born with blonde hair and hazel eyes, taking after his grandfather. 

Marry: Sebastian (b/c ‘dat celibacy)

Fuck: Cullen (b/c HEHEYO.)

Get Drunk With: Alistair (b/c if I said either of the two above andrasste​ would take me to the pit)

Going into any da related tag is risky

you just want me to cry don’t you?

blackinnon

Who’s the messiest one: Oh my god, I’d imagine they’d both be equally awful in that respect. Lily would come over one day, take one look at their living room, and walk right out. They’d think of it as “organized chaos” until the day they suddenly find themselves neck deep in dirty laundry and food wrappers.

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Neither. They’re both irrevocably unapologetic about PDA. They’ll especially pull out all the punches whenever they’re in the presence of any Ministry stiffs or pureblood zealots, cracking jokes about how they’re just practicing for when the time comes to bring a mini blood traitor into the world. 

Who’s the funniest drunk: They’re both loud and obnoxious about it, but Marlene takes the cake because she somehow always ends up doing horrible impressions of people by the end of the night (her impression of McGonagall is a self-professed talent of hers). 

Who texts the most: I’d say it’s even. If we’re looking at this in modern times for a second I can picture the two of them as the king and queen of snapchat.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Sirius. I’ll just leave the specifics up to your imagination.

Who reads the most: Neither of them are the biggest readers just because they have little patience for it, but once in a blue moon Marlene will become obsessed with some mystery/thriller novel and won’t put it down till she’s done, only to emerge from the experience pissed and wondering how the bloody hell some muggles have managed without magic all their lives.

Who’s better with the kids: Initially, it’s Marlene. She grew up with a big family and has more experience with kids in general. Sirius would be good in the sense that he’d be funny and entertaining, but he’d be extremely hesitant about forming any kind of real bond at first. He’ll think back on all the shit he went through back at Grimmauld Place and fear that he’ll “damage them” or that he’s “not good enough” to be a father to anyone. Eventually, when he comes to grips with the situation he’d be truly amazing with them. They both strike me as people who’d be good with kids, to be honest. They’ll joke around about stranger’s kids and have zero patience with them because it’s not personal, but with their own kids they’d be pretty great (and hilarious). 

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Sirius will try, but Marlene seems to have a knack for repairing even the most mundane of things, sometimes even without magic. More than once Sirius has made a challenge out of it. More than once he’s lost.

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Not weird per say, but I see Sirius as being into stargazing? Since his family has that whole tradition with being named after constellations, I figure at some point he’d have learned the origins behind it and just developed an interest in it. He’ll sometimes just go out at night whenever he’s feeling particularly nostalgic (or resentful) over his family and lie down out on the grass for the rest of the evening. More often than not, Marlene will join him and even though he’s told her countless times before, she’ll listen to him point out all the constellations and name them. It’s the only time he’ll ever really allow himself vent or reminiscence about his family, so she doesn’t mind. So as long as he doesn’t have to do it alone.

Who cooks and who cleans up: lolwhat Well, they’re both pretty shit at housekeeping charms and could probably burn toast. Marlene, though, has a surprising affinity for baking. Tell her to cook something and she won’t know what to do. But she’s your girl when it comes to Wizarding sweets. Try to ask her why she can’t do both and you’ll probably end up with her boot up your ass.

regulus x mary

Who’s the messiest one: Well, Regulus is more used to having someone clean up after him so he’d have his messy tendencies, but Mary tends to be all over the place whenever she’s excited about something or focused on a project, bringing chaos with her and not even being self-aware enough to notice it. It doesn’t help with Kreacher’s initial opinion of her and you’ll never find Regulus more annoyed than when he wakes up in the morning and trips over a boot or scarf.

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Regulus for sure. Mary’s too blunt and carefree to care about that sort of thing. She doesn’t usually force those types of situations on him, though, knowing that it makes him uncomfortable, unless it’s to purposely annoy him.

Who’s the funniest drunk: Mary isn’t so much a funny drunk as she is one who varies between wild and reckless and sulky and depressed depending on the day and the situation behind the drinking. So I’m gonna go with Regulus, especially just because the idea of him being drunk is funny to me. 

Who texts the most: Oh my god, I think Regulus? At the beginning stage of learning how to text (what’s this? a way to write to someone… without use for an owl? whaaaaa??), he’d be doing it non stop. Mary would find it equal parts cute and annoying.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: I’m… not sure. They’d find each other’s taste in music embarrassing some times depending on the song (muggle upbringing + pureblood upbringing = varied tastes).

Who reads the most: Ahhh this question reminded me of that secret book exchange headcanon ajsdklsdkl. Hmm… I’d say it’s pretty even. They both still have their biases rooted in their upbringing (Mary still prefers muggle literature, Regulus prefers wizarding literature), but they help one another branch out their interests and consequently their book collection is always growing. If anything, I’d go with Mary because whenever she can’t sleep because of her nightmares, she’ll go to the living room to read on her own and ease her mind. Sometimes Regulus will quietly join her and read the book aloud to her while she gradually drifts off to sleep. I don’t know, it’s just a thing I’d imagine they’d do.  

Who’s better with the kids: I don’t think one would be better than the other, honestly, because they’d each have their own distinct way of dealing with kids. Like, Regulus would be confused and irritated at first (“what the bloody fuck is a diaper?” “how do you manage to fly a broomstick straight into a tree?!”), but his devotion to his kids would be endless and he’d be the one who’d offer to tutor them in subjects they’re struggling with and teach them how to play quidditch (take a second to imagine how excited he’d be to get his son or daughter their first broomstick). Mary would be the parent that can relate most to the kids and is more patient with them. She’s just naturally more playful and willing to go along with their antics, at times managing to convince Regulus to join them in games of Hide and Seek or Auror and Dark Wizard.   

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Regulus as he’s generally just more efficient with getting shit done.

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Mary doesn’t have much in the way of hobbies, and the only hobby I can think of Regulus having would be playing quidditch which isn’t really weird? Though Mary would for sure tease him about his intensity for the game. Regardless, she always gives in and goes to the quidditch world cup with him, barely restraining a laugh at how excited he gets whenever a player scores.

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what was your… 


1. last beverage: uuuuh....root beer

2. last phone call: barnes and noble yesterday, letting me know my book came in

3. last text message: drowninginllamas was my last text message

4. last song you listened to: Alone With You by Devics

5. last time you cried: ummm....when I caught up with The Walking Dead a few days ago

6. dated someone twice: I've never dated anyone...soo...no

7. been cheated on: no

8. kissed someone & regretted it: they kissed me...and yes

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: eeeeh.....kind of thinking that's what I'm going through these days

11. been drunk and threw up: nope

list three favourite colours:


12. pastel pink

13. lilac

14. red

last year (2014), have you:


15. made a new friend: yup!

16. fallen out of love: never been in love

17. laughed until you cried: yes

18. met someone who changed you: yes

19. found out who your true friends were: I found that out a long time ago

20. found out someone was talking about you: at the job I quit...unprofessional turds....

21. kissed anyone on your fb friend’s list: no

general:


22. how many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: more than half of them? It's mostly family and I'm not even on that often

24. do you have any pets: six cats, a dog and a bird

25. do you want to change your name: I used to...now I just don't really care ??

26. what did you do for your last birthday: had a Star Wars marathon with my friend and ate some cake

27. what time did you wake up today: 10:00...didn't mean to. I'm usually up at 9

28. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube videos

29. name something you cannot wait for: the next Star Wars movie...the next Silent Hill game and Kingdom Hearts 3....yeah...

30. last time you saw your mother: an hour ago

31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: that I'd have a freaking job right now and to get rid of my anxiety 

32. what are you listening to right now: The Man I Love by Devics

33. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: uuuuhhhh.... my kindergarten teacher was named Miss. Tom ???

34. what’s getting on your nerves right now: this tumblr update...no one calling me for a job interview...

35. most visited web page: it's between youtube and tumblr

37. nickname: I have no nickname

38. relationship status: single...and will forever be single. I got cats though so...I don't really care...

39. zodiac sign: virgo

40. pronouns: she/her

41. elementary: Hancock Elementary 

42. high school: Centennial High School

43. college: I was going to Bakersfield College but they messed me up with my grades and then work happened and I never went back

44. hair colour: brown

45. long or short: it's long...trying to get it to my knees to donate it again

46. height: 5’4"

47. do you have a crush on someone?: not counting fictional crushes...yes...

48. what do you like about yourself?: that I have a way of finding out things if I really need to....I should be a detective pfft

49. piercings: two in each ear...though I don't really wear earrings much because they are a pain

50. tattoos: one; it's the Kingdom Hearts heart symbol with a crown over it. It needs to be touched up though

51.righty or lefty? righty

firsts:


52. first surgery: never had one

53. first piercing: ears

54. first best friend: uuuuhhhh....her name was Brianna I think...she turned out to be horrible though

55. first sport you joined: tae kwon do

56. first vacation: I think it was Disneyland

58. first pair of trainers: are we talking about shoes? I don't know ???

right now:


59. eating: cinnamon toast crunch

60. drinking: nothing

61. i’m about to: just scroll through tumblr some more most likely...or read

62. listening to: Gods and Monsters by Jessica Lange

63. waiting for: the water to heat up so I can take a shower

your future:

64. want kids?: yes

65. get married?: I would love to get married

66. career?: I don't have the talent for what I'd really want...but...maybe a pastry chef

which is better: 


67. lips or eyes: I find I look at a person's lips first before I look at their eyes...so...lips

68. hugs or kisses: hugs 

69. shorter or taller: I like taller ??

70. older or younger: Older

71. romantic or spontaneous: romantic

72. nice stomach or nice arms: I could really care less ?? Like, it's cool if you're all toned or what not but...I don't really care either way ??

73. sensitive or loud: ...sensitive ?

74. hook-up or relationship: relationship

75. trouble-maker or hesitant: hesitant? the last thing I need is a trouble maker

have you ever:


76. kissed a stranger: no

77. drank hard liquor: yes

78. lost glasses/contacts: I own neither so...no

79. sex on first date: no

80. broke someone’s heart: he claims I did...but I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make me feel bad

81. had your own heart broken: no

82. been arrested: Nope

83. turned someone down: yes

84. cried when someone died: yes

85. fallen for a friend: mm...for a short time during highschool...

do you believe in:

86. yourself: I don't

87. miracles: yes

88. love at first sight: I want to say no but...the world works in mysterious ways so...maybe

89. heaven: yes

90. santa claus: not since I saw who was sneaking to buy my barbies for Christmas gifts as a kid pfft


91. god: yes

92. angels: yes

The Wrath Of Heaven - Dragon Age Inquisition Sound Track

The Pheonix - Fallout Boy

Let it Roll - All Time Low

Going Under - Evanescence

The Poet and the Pendulum - Night Wish

I've got All this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers - Fallout Boy

Heavy Hangs the Albatross - Alesana

Centuries - Fallout Boy

Keyhole - Fable 3 Sound Track

Jakes First Flight - Avatar Sound Track

Burn It Down - Avenged Sevenfold

Overrated - Three days Grace

The Artist - Alesana

Carol of the Bells - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

When We're Human - Princess and the Frog Soundtrack

The (After) Life of the Party - Fall out boy

I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut up -Fallout boy

If Today was your last Day - Nickleback

Steel on Steel - Skyrim soundtrack

Fight Like a Girl - Emile Autumn