Apr 21
laughing about the way i know ilya goes fucking FERAL when shane casually starts dropping the "we" about them.
they're staying at the other one's house or something for a long weekend and shane casually goes, "oh, we need milk. remind me to-" and he doesn't even get to finish that sentence before ilya is Devouring Him.
does shane know WHY he's getting railed over the kitchen counter?? no. doesn't matter. he's just happy to be here. :)
#heated rivalry#i feel like the naturalness of it is what REALLY gets ilya going#of course *we* need more paper towels#we are a WE#a UNIT#two joined as ONE#they're having a debrief after dinner with his parents or something and a name comes up that his dad mentioned#and shane is *thoughtful frown* do we know an adam carter?#and shane will never find out because ilya needs to fuck him right now or he will DIE
