Sha is always up for a delayed Sithmas. I mean. A Sithmas. That occurs exactly when it was meant to occur. Of course. There must simply have been a misprint in the calendar this year.
This year on THE PERFECTLY CALENDAR-ACCURATE CELEBRATION OF SITHMAS Sha is given two boxes - delivered seemingly impossibly past all layers of security and scrutiny to be waiting by her feet upon waking. Because there is NO DOOR THAT CAN STOP THE MARCH OF SITHMAS.
Inside the first is a datapad containing a list ofĀ āTReAchErouS HumAn OperATivES YEs THeY ShouLd Be muRdEreD IN FUN wAyS They Will NEvER See You comiNG YEs hAvE FUnā - Sullivanās name is absent. In the second box is-
A painstakingly crafted for realism, perfect replica of Sullivanās beard andĀ āstache complete with adhesive the right shade of black to match Shaās hair. The attached note says,Ā āFIRsT FAkE PUpIls, AND NOw An ImiTAtIOn BeArd! Go Be A tREnD SEttER. MERry SithMAs!~ā
