A Deadly Education - The Scholomance #1, Naomi Novik
A+: this was a delight. Fun, a little horrifying, and great dynamics between characters.Â
In the Scholomance, there are no teachers, no holidays, and no friendships, save strategic ones. Survival is more important than any letter grade, for the school wonât allow its students to leave until they graduate⌠or die! The rules are deceptively simple: Donât walk the halls alone. And beware of the monsters who lurk everywhere. El has astonishing destructive powers but no allies - until she forms an unlikely friendship with Godâs gift to humanity, Orion Lake. (adapted from the Goodreads page)
This book has been called racist. I personally donât think it deserves all the flak itâs getting - I explain my feelings on the matter below the cut. The mistakes Novik made were few (throwaway sentences, not plot points) and they were due to being misguided rather than being malicious.
I had such a good time with this, and canât wait to see where the series goes next. Itâs the sort of story where things get better as they go on, I think, which is one of my favourite types. Grumpy, antisocial El collects friends against her will in this book, and I canât wait to see what those friends do in the next.
This is the one school story Iâve read that feels like how high school feels for me - which sounds like an exaggeration, with the amount of death going on here. But the constant stress, working at every second, exclusively talking to your friends about schoolwork, and worrying at every second about final exams or what youâre going to do once you get out there into the world and have to deal with real-world problems, which are somehow worse? Thatâs what high school is like, and I did not anticipate the story to get it right would be one in which characters are routinely killed by monsters.
While El spends a little too much time narrating the way the school and the world works and a little too little time on action, sheâs such a charismatic protagonist and Novik has made such an enjoyable world that I almost didnât mind.
Also, Orion and Elâs relationship? A joy to read. It was definitely a departure from the mature, balancing-of-power-dynamics of Uprooted and Spinning Silver. Itâs the perfect hero and a loser who really enjoys being mean to him, and itâs entertaining and teenage and a little bit adorable.
Plot: surprisingly little of it, but it worked well. It isnât exaggerating to say El spends more than half of the book just explaining the world to the audience. Since the whole plot takes place in just a couple weeks, though, it works better than I was expecting it to.Â
Characters: excellent. El - Galadriel Higgins, a half-Indian girl raised by her hippie white mother in a peace-and-love commune, foretold as someone who will destroy worlds. I adore her. And while Orion, Godâs perfect moster-killing himbo, and their relationship is pretty great, what I really loved was El making friends with two other girls. Aadhaya and Liu, who Iâd love to see more of in later books because they were charming and intriguing.Â
Setting: this was great. And Iâm not just saying that because Novik specifically mentions Toronto as home to an excellent enclave (aka small community of wizards) and Iâm biased to anyone whoâs kind to my home city. You can tell that Novik took inspiration from Harry Potter, but sheâs made something entirely new out of it. A fully realized and slightly horrifying school, plus thinking about how the magical world works outside the school.Â
Prose: El talks SO MUCH. Seriously, my one problem with this book was that thereâs SO much introspection. Since I liked El, I had no issues with it. Also, props for this banger of a first sentence: âI decided that Orion needed to die after the second time he saved my life.â
Diversity report: so there are two main concerns against this book - an Indian protagonist whoâs divorced from her heritage, and a paragraph about dreadlocks in which El was talking about the danger of monsters nesting in long hair and called out dreadlocks specifically. The paragraph about dreadlocks was actually removed from the version I read, so I found out about it later - itâs not my place to talk about whether this was inexcusable or not, though Novik has apologized. However, I am Indian, and I donât think that El was bad South Asian representation. First, her fatherâs Marathi family was described respectfully and kindly. Secondly, Aadhaya is South Asian and is connected to her culture, and El is making attempts to connect to her culture through studying languages and history. Thirdly, Novik got the microaggressions that come with being brown right - every time El mentions some white person discussing yoga with her it was very familiar. I think that Novik could very easily have made an all-white story and wouldnât have been cancelled, but that she chose to strive for representation in her works, and was held to a ridiculously high standard because of that. She would have benefitted from her sensitivity reader giving it another once-over, but that doesnât mean this book isnât still a great read. And this is a fantasy series with a South Asian main character - this is still incredibly rare, and I was delighted when I found out.
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The A grade economy of Ireland reminds us of the Celtic Tiger 2.0
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