#a hamburger

the way I am this close to throwing hands over what a burger is (it's the meat, not the bun) is only 90% performative

For someone who doesn't actually eat a lot of burgers I sure say and post about burgers a lot. I think it's because burger and its child words are so fun to say and so fun to misspell. Like Hamb. Hamburgor. Cheesburgr. Brgr. Burg. You slumber, a hamburger

time to venture out into the world in search of food

there’s a trend on youtube lately where people make jello versions of everything and i’ve watched.. all of them