#a garfield.

Can you please stop looking so good all the time? It’s really not fair to all these girls who think you’ll eventually leave me for them, and it’s especially not fair to me who was in Mount Meadow not knowing how good you looked when you went back home. Honestly. I’m expecting that suit to be in your position and if it is you’re wearing it out to dinner this week. I will not take no for answer. @andrwgarfld​

Hey punk, you’re going to have to start coming up with better excuses for Spider-Man questions. It was photoshopped was the worst excuse I’ve ever heard. You’re lucky you’re one of my favorite people or I’d be roasting your ass right now. I feel kind of bad though, that you’re getting all the questions. Thanks for being a team player and letting Tom and I stay in hiding for as long as possible. I owe you dinner or something. @andrwgarfld​

Now that we’re here and living by the mountains, are you going to grow out one of those mountain men beards? I’ll still love you if you do I just need to fully prepare myself for it now. Like maybe buy you a fake beard to wear around while it grows in just so we know that this is the path you want to go down for sure. @andrwgarfld​

Hey you. I hear congratulations are in order. How’s Dad life treating you? And married life? Okay, I know you’ve been married almost a year, but still I’m late to the game and I can still ask. You think we could maybe go get coffee or something soon? I’d like to talk to you, you know, in private. @andrwgarfld​

I tried to hold my mom off for as long as possible on coming here and grandma-ing up our house. But she said it’s been too long, even though it’s not even been a month yet and will ne here next week. I apologize in advance for how crazy she’s going to be over Daisy. I’m ordering your favorite pizza in hopes this will make up for everything. @andrwgarfld​

Thank you for agreeing to cabin life this week. I swung by Jen and Hayden’s tent a little while ago and while it does look very nice there’s no way at this stage of pregnancy I would’ve had fun in that. I think we still get a nice little bit of wild life though and once the babies here we can go tent camping over by the pier whenever you want. @andrwgarfld​

Okay so first of all, congratulations on the baby news! I’m so excited for you and Emma and I can’t wait for all our kids to be best friends. And secondly, congratulations on the Emmy nom. Should we just go together and leave Emma and Tom at home? Or do we bring them and cause even more chaos? @andrwgarfld​