#a bud

My boyfriend doesn’t smoke or drink, and my only other friend here in Cinc is a social smoker, like she likes to get all her people together in a group and chill and 

A. That’s just not me, I wanna chill and get personal, silly, goofy, high enough to forget what I was just saying, with someone who won’t sit there and pick on me for having red eyes or getting tired, like bitch obviously. 

Like I can’t tell you how many little immature bitches I smoked with for the first (and last) time who just spent our time together going “haha bro ur eyes are so red, like you must have a low tolerance bro” like wow yeah I got high to talk about the side effects of being high thanks good topics. Also I wanna fucking get baked motherfucker, and I want it to be mutual fun, not “HAHA BRO U LOOK LIKE U DONE” like jesus fuck how long have u been smoking and ur only contributions to conversations are to shit on the people youre smoking with lol. If you do this, I just assume ur super stoned and can’t form actual sentences so you shit on other people before they can shit on ur low-tolerance ass.

B. I don’t know her friends so I’m just awkward af the whole time and wanna find an excuse to leave.