#_mhaentry

Stain w/ a pro hero reader but he actively refuses to buy any of your merch (official or otherwise). actually, he’d loathe the idea that anyone would make merchandise of you. he hates the cheaply made action figures and stupid posters, and those video compilations online. swaths of blind fans treating you like a celebrity idol, it’s pathetic.

that’s why he collects things of actual value, not fake memorabilia that doesn’t do your hero work any justice. copies of your license and transcripts, old gear that were part of former iterations of your hero costume, hair, used gauze and bandages (those weren’t easy to get, further proof of his dedication).

nooo no no no... its not sandpaper its just. uh. bumpy. like a ribbed condom or something. look its super flexible. shlick shlick shlick.

dare I say it I dont think hes good at giving oral. overwhelming, invasive and scary? yes. good? not by experience. methinks he's a virgin. you know, sex is a distraction to his convictions and beliefs and all. bodily pleasures get in the way of higher purpose.

...

cw yandere, dubcon kinda implied

Ohhh god.

I do think he tries to present himself as abstaining from sex (and thus, very vanilla in order to not scare you off). How can a man who can’t control his lust dedicate himself to the betterment of society? he may even go as far as to push you off of him if you try initiating anything.