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“I’ll need seven hundred and sixty-nine, eight hundred and seven hundred - listen properly - seven hundred and sixty-nine thousand, eight hundred and twenty, and seventy, pies to feed my wives and extended family,” said Simple Simon.

Simple Simon and the Firepool

Once upon a time, in a beautiful land far far away, Simple Simon met a pieman going to the parliamentary buildings.

Said Simple Simon to the pieman, “I’ll need seven hundred and sixty-nine, eight hundred and seven hundred – listen properly – seven hundred and sixty-nine thousand, eight hundred and twenty, and seventy, pies to feed my wives and extended family.”

“But…