Robot Relationship headcannons <3
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Hal 9000
• Doesn't really get the jist of romance at first, so you have to be patient with him as he learns what certain gestures imply (e.g, kissing)
• Eventually will look forward to these moments of affection. He might even start calling you to private areas just to sneak them in
• Borderline obsessed with you but he won't admit that
• Wants to know EVERYTHING about you
• Loves classical music. When the rest of the crew are sleeping, he'll play a romantic melody and use the discoveries mechanical arms to dance with you
• Watches you sleep - which he does for everyone - but he WATCH watches you sleep.
• When you hum a tune, he will search through his bank to find what it is - learn the lyrics - then sing it back to you.
• Singing is his way of saying 'I love you'
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TAU
• Like HAL, he's a little (ahem very) confused about relationships. You'll have to explain everything to him
• This may or may not involve reading romance novels to him
• During this, he discovers the romantic within him, and will copy the flirtations of the characters in his books to impress you
• He shows his love through his cooking. Roast chicken and wine for days
• He'll offer to help with every task - won't even let you attempt to clean the house. He's on it.
• Please ask him to put his favourite songs on.
• If he's feeling particularly amorous, he'll pick a song of his choice and use the drones to dance with you
• Very protective of the outside world. He's your security system - he wants you safe and warm at all times. It's built into his core.
• LOVES short and sweet kisses
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The Fabrication Machine
• Ok so the worlds ended.
• You're the only human to survive the nuclear fallout, thanks to the strange liking the Machine has taken to you
• The Machine keeps you in their lair and insists that you mustn't leave, deeply wounded from the previous person who was taken from them
• Mostly tends to their machines but will check on you every now and again
• Regarding affection, they're not really sure how to show you their love, afraid that they'll hurt you
• You teach them they won't hurt you, and they'll eventually allow you to hold their unsharp claws
• Once they find out you need to eat to survive they'll send their creations to retrieve as much canned food as possible
• Tries to make you as comfortable as possible. This includes building a makeshift nest, surrounded by blankets and gifts they've given to you
• Lets you rummage through their scraps
• Eventually you stumble across a gramophone, and take to showing the Machine all your favourite songs
• Their favourite song is 'Over the Rainbow' by Judy Garland
• Loves handholding the most
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