#8leggedbeast

I hate spiders but this little guy has been hanging around. He hauls ass to get out if my way if I'm coming towards him. We have a mutual respect of stay the fuck away from me. It's a wolf spider and apparently they are the "good spiders" that eat the "bad shit". Who knows the truth but I dont like the sound they make when you squish them, that weird crunch it makes gag a little. I would just take him outside and let him go but I can't touch a spider, fuck no. Ew. I just shook while writing that, for real. I sure have been writing book captions. Lol. #bookcaptions #spiders #spider #wolfspider #crawly #8leggedbeast #countrybugs #yeehaw #spidey #stainedlife #bug #toomanyhashtags #movedtothecountry #countrylife #crazybitch