Honestly, I can't see how some people like Vance Hopper romantically... Maybe it's just me, but You might have better chances being his friend or acquaintances than being his lover..
WHICH IS WHY I LOVE VANCE AND BEST FRIEND READER SOOO MUCH!
Platonic soulmates, you could say!
He may look like the love child of Eddie and Billy from stranger things but my boy is no man hoe
And he might be gay- just a little bit..















