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Four Scones [A Snowbaz AU] by YourFavLocalMeme

Simon owns a scone shop. Baz comes in every day and buys four scones. In between, they talk about life, flirt, and eat scones.

i saw you close your eyes by rosebudbois

After making a bet with Penny that Simon knows he can't win, he's forced to go to Baz for help. The outcome is interesting, to say the least. Oh, and now Simon and Baz are fake boyfriends.

little puff by crashing-into-the-sun

He’s crying again, and Simon knows exactly why.

Maths by HermioneGirl96

It turns out Simon Snow is good at something after all.

Spell me out of this by andonewillbringhisfall

Agatha is upset with me, because I didn’t ask her where she’d been. I think.

What's Mine Is Yours by sorbriquette

Basically, I took a shot at the marriage proposal fic shit. Obviously, a magical marriage proposal cause Simon Snow is still a mage even without his magic. Also a lot of just their day to day lives and being cute and soft

legends only !! by callmytinyson

L'Arc-en-Ciel by standalone

Way back in February, Basil set up his former lover and his department chair on a surprise date.

here's how agatha remembers it.

Lost and Found by Pigsinspaaace

It’s nice to have the flat to myself for a change. I honestly don’t think I could handle the Simon and Baz show, if it weren’t so fascinating. Not just to see them both happy for once. And not just to see them following each other around, as obsessed as ever, but minus the paranoia. The reason it’s fascinating is that it’s totally unprecedented in the history of Magic. A mage falling in love with a vampire. And the vampire falling in love right back. Or vice versa, or whatever.

Love And War by Malec_Magnificent

When you are born, you have one mark on each arm. One matches your worst enemy and one matches your soulmate. Simon snow is born with only one mark, what he doesn't know is that Basilton Grimm Pitch has the same curse upon himself too.

Not Okay by Azurai

The sky is grey.

It would be a lovely pathetic fallacy, if I were the world’s protagonist. Instead, it’s just pathetic.

There’s rain on the window pane, and it feels like the only thing in the world.

promise by admlynch

Swimmer!Simon; Simon and Baz are best friends, and when they’re together it’s like they’re home- until it’s not.

Realizing by ijay

I'd figured it out fourth year. I'd started getting hungrier, all of a sudden- started feeling urges I hadn't felt since I was eleven.

Silent Love by CanadianSnow

Simon and Baz went to boarding school together

Simons by thomasjeffersonsmacaroni (tw)

A boy who was supposed to be dead, an ex-magician living in modern London with his boyfriend and best friend, and an American exchange student walk into the capital of England and stay there for half of a year. This is the story.

The Monster Under the Bed by SHARKMARTINI

There is a box under Baz's bed.

The Thing About Baz by Plushion (tw)

“He never breaks his promises. So I’m not going break mine.”

Watching Through Our Fingers by Snowflake8

Having a roommate was really the worst for anything involving privacy.

Especially wanking.

You've Got Your Arm Around Me Honey And There's Nothing To Fear by Uglysweater

A Hundred Broken Fragments by bazyounumpty

The second the car passed my window I knew it was yours.

Heatwave by Fletcher_is_a_fangirl

Set a few months after the end of Carry On. Baz is sneakily working Simon's hormones up - but just because Simon doesn't go off magically anymore doesn't mean he won't crack under pressure...

Only Time Will Tell by andonewillbringhisfall

Agatha goes to the future and finds something rather unexpected…

Opposite Day by bazyounumpty

I’m a mess by the time I reach the room. My knuckles are bleeding from the walls I’ve been grazing them along, and my hair raw and dry from the amount of times I’ve raked a hand through it. I don’t even want to think about my face. I haven’t cried, but it wouldn’t take an idiot to see that I’ve worked myself into a state.

Pastel sweaters and leather jackets by sunlightschadow

At first glance Simon Snow and Baz Pitch really don't match. Simon is all pastel colors and sunshine smiles and Baz is leather jackts and evil sneers. But what if Simon suddenly wants to stop their rivaly and be friends with Baz instead? How is Baz supposed to hide his love for the other Boy now when he can't do it behind a mask of hatred?

Prankster by andonewillbringhisfall

Simon pranks Baz the Normal way, using flour, and hair dye, and a fake love letter and yeaaaah you know how it’s going to end.  

Secrets and Admirers by pixiecodesnowbaz

I find myself again at Simon’s door. Technically, it’s Simon and Penny’s flat, but I come for Simon. Penny answers the door.

Sick of Losing Soulmates by rosebudbasilton (tw)

Sixth year at Watford, and Simon Snow turns up sick. Baz ‘doesn’t care’.

Surprise! by jamesxlilyxpotter

It’s Simon’s 19th birthday and Penelope wants to throw him a surprise party. She decides to have Baz take him out for a few drinks to get them out of the way. A truce for one night just before summer, Snow and Baz get to finally know each other after living together for almost a year.

Truth by redbeard

Cigarette Daydream by Mathmagician

‘The third time I saw him, he saw me too. I had just got into the kitchen to pick up some tee. The light on the kitchen of the apartment across mine was on, and there was this guy on the balcony smoking. It was him.’

‘The third time I saw him, he saw me too. It was almost two in the morning and I was outside on the balcony smoking. I saw the light almost at the same time as I saw him. I almost dropped my cigarette when our eyes met.’

Honestly by MissCeliaKnight

An assignment was given to cast an honesty spell on your roommate. Simon thinks it brilliant, but when Baz ends up missing, he forgets about it almost completely until he's back. Simon's so anxious to know about where he's been that when he does cast a spell (or six) to get Baz to tell him, his magic does what Simon's magic tends to do.Too much.

Lip Lock by liquemortem

In which a certain spell is cast, a certain Chosen One is rendered speechless, and a certain vampire has to solve the situation before it’s too late.

Love Me and Mend by HermioneGirl96

Baz and Simon were going to tour the Globe Theatre, but Simon has the flu. Since Baz is invulnerable to germs, he's the ideal caretaker, even if he does leave for a bit to get his Shakespeare fix. One-shot, Baz's POV, set the year after Carry On.

Some Kind of Path by burglebezzlement

It’s summer hols, and Mordelia Grimm is staying in London — someone has to charm Simon Snow’s wings and tail invisible in the morning, with Baz away on business and Penny visiting Micah. Meanwhile, Baz has been working on a surprise for Simon, and Simon’s increasingly frustrated with having wings.

Write Me a Story by Graywaren

Simon had never been good with words. They hadn't come to him easily when they were spells and they hadn't come to him easily when he was just talking. Still. After all these years in Watford, there was just something he missed about stories.

In a bit of a rut by bom_kogane

Baz, ignoring the arousal that’s now making his entire body shake, basically sprints to his dorm, desperate to take a cold shower and figure out what the hell is wrong with his body. He’s panting by the time he reaches the room, but, since this day isn’t in his favour at all apparently, he opens the door to Simon Snow, writhing and gasping on his bed, one hand tugging in his hair and the other..   In which Baz and Simon get hit with a heatwave potion, and they’re desperate to make the heat subside. Smut ensues.

Carry On: Dungeons and a Dragon by Killa_Queen_Squad