#5econdsof5ummer

nina tagged me with these questions and I'm answering them all for 5SOS 'cause that's where my head at: 

1. would you prefer to see all of 1d/5sos naked ONCE or just one member naked WHENEVER YOU WANT (cameras don’t exist shhh)?

Based on what we've seen on Ashton I would really like to be able to see him naked whenever I want, like I'm trying to imagine how that would work and where I'm going is that you could just be like ugh I'm having a bad day what's Ashton doing and there he is with his abs and his silly curls and his big dick anyway I think that would make any day better is what I'm saying

2. HOW DID YOU GET HERE (how did you fall into 1d/5sos)?

Harry gave Michael a hickey and this has somehow led me to crushing hard on a kid whose Instagram username is luke_is_a_penguin WHAT AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY IT'S BEEN FOR US ALL

3. what’s the worst thing your fave has ever done (by worst i obvs mean the best)?

The constant evolution of Michael's hair on this tour has been an assault on my every emotion x_____x

4. who has the best style in 1d (not asking for 5sos because they’re all children that just wear short and singlets and thongs everyday)?

They're all pretty inconsistent, but probably Zayn because he looks good even when he's not dressed up. 

5. if you could ask a member of 1d/5sos just one thing, who and what would you ask?

I mean other than requesting sexual intercourse I would really like to know what sort of comics Michael is into. 

6. describe your dream fic for your current otp (pick one if you have more than one otp, or do them all idk!).

I just want a long, porny OT4 that starts with them as friends who are all sort of in love with each other and then it evolves into sexier things and they banter and cuddle and love each other lots in ways their teenage boy minds can barely comprehend but they try because it all feels so good ugh GOD I WANT THAT SO BADLY AND IT'S INFURIATING BC I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WRITE IT MYSELF WAAAAUGH

7. if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

If we're talking right now, I'd make myself not be sick, if it's an internal change overall, I'd make myself more motivated, if it's external, I would make Nina live closer to me

8. do you think you could stab a person, if it really came down to it?

Yes if they threatened my life or got in my way or looked at me funny

9. what’s a thing you wish you could buy right now?

a cure for the common cold

10. if 5sos/1d were ice cream, what flavour would each member be?

now I am just thinking about eating them ;__;

11. if you had the option of giving up your car for free access to public transport forever, would you?

Even in a world with adequate public transport everywhere, I'd still keep my car! I like driving sometimes when I'm on my own tbh. ^__^

5econdsof5summer tagged me with: 

1. Favorite word that Ashton says in his insanely-australian accent?

FAMILY. FIM-LEE. *rolls around in his accent for days* I often amuse myself by spelling out how he says at Nina but she's Australian so to her they just sound like proper words. But FIM-LEE. GO SEE AH FIM-LEEZ.

2. Favorite Michael hair color?

PINK!!!!! Though I'm still hissing that we didn't see more of the blond/pastel blue look bc I just want boys to look like ice cream cakes is that so much to ask x___x

3. What feature of a boy/repeated moments would you love to see a huge 5sos masterpost about?

I'm dying for a good Michael/Luke post!! They're very under the radar cuddle-wise but I know they've been cute about each other on Twitter. P.S. let's call it Clemmings bc Muke sounds awful. Also I just want posts for all pairings bc all pairings are great. ;___;

4. Your own favorite piece of clothing? 

Lately I want to wear my Sistine Chapel ceiling print 90s dress all the time (I wore it today!) but probably right now my 'love me' crop top.

5. Which Hogwarts house would you sort each of the boys into?

Luke's the Hufflepuffliest. Calum too. Michael's Slytherin, Ashton's probably Gryffindor?

6. Your little pet name for each of them? does not need to refer to an animal but it can :)

Ahahaha I'm not much of a pet name person unless I'm bff with someone! 

7. What hemmo1996 cover do you want 5sos to re-cover as the band they are now? 

GIVE ME LOVE. Oh god, I would die eighteen times.

8. Who would you want to interview 5sos on a talk show one day? (actual talk show host or celeb)

I wish they'd go on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show! I like it when all my favorite things happen at once. 

9. xkit or missing-e? 

Missing E!

10. 5sos breakfast club AU or scooby doo gang AU? (will be missing a  character but whatevs)

Scooby Doo bc lol these dweebs tryna fight crime.

11. Get high or drunk with them?

My first response to this was 'high on what' aha. If it's any drug, then E for everyone and let the petting party commence. \o/

i wasnt aware of the myspace era when it was big but he’d probably be the kid who put filters on all his pics and stalked hot emo girls’ profiles haha

Hahaha, count yourself lucky then! My myspace still exists out there, but luckily you can't see much since they revamped the site. I just remember doing quizzes in bulletins and commenting "pc for pc" and, yeah putting filters on photos and adding random cute musicians from the states.

<33 i love myspace boy tho, it encompasses his entire cute being

answering 5econdsof5ummer's questions :)

1. Favorite word that Ashton says in his insanely-australian accent? 

Um, hahaha, like Nina, I don't really see him as having an accent. But I love the way he says "guys".

2. Favorite Michael hair color?

This really dark brown right here. But I do like the blonde and the purple!

3. What feature of a boy/repeated moments would you love to see a huge 5sos masterpost about?

Calum + snuggles. 

4. Your own favorite piece of clothing? 

Oooh tough one, but uh. I have this nice dress that I love that has this pink-purple-blue-grey-ish pattern on it, which sounds overwhelming but is quite cute. Either that, or my trench coat! :)

5. Which Hogwarts house would you sort each of the boys into?

Calum is in Hufflepuff, Michael is in Ravenclaw. Ashton is maybe in Ravenclaw? Or Slytherin. Luke is probably Slytherin to me. Idunno. I'm bad at sorting, haha.

6. Your little pet name for each of them? does not need to refer to an animal but it can :)

I don't really have pet names for them, except maybe that I call Michael "Myspace Boy"? Haha

7. What hemmo1996 cover do you want 5sos to re-cover as the band they are now? 

Hmmm, maybe Opportunity? Or if they re-did If It Means A Lot To You, I'd be so happy.

8. Who would you want to interview 5sos on a talk show one day? (actual talk show host or celeb)

Um, I'm not sure actually. I'd love to see them interact with Dan and Phil maybe? I think they'd have a fun time discussing music with them.

9. xkit or missing-e? 

X-Kit! :)

10. 5sos breakfast club AU or scooby doo gang AU? (will be missing a  character but whatevs)

I think the Scooby Doo Gang would work better than Breakfast Club :)

11. Get high or drunk with them?

Hahahaha, maybe drunk? I don't do either, but I think it Calum would probably be a cute, cuddly drunk, and I would love to see that. Not that I condone underage drinking... Or condemn it.

And Nina's questions!

1. would you prefer to see all of 1d/5sos naked ONCE or just one member naked WHENEVER YOU WANT (cameras don’t exist shhh)?

One member - Zayn. Please and thank you.

2. HOW DID YOU GET HERE (how did you fall into 1d/5sos)?

5sos was your fault! Hahaha, in late April I started watching their twitcams and videos and you linked me to a bunch so there was that! Hahaha, and 1D was early April last year, because I did the same thing (a day spent watching videos and interviews).

3. what’s the worst thing your fave has ever done (by worst i obvs mean the best)?

Louis' soccer day. Um, or Ashton's cover of Ordinary People.

4. who has the best style in 1d (not asking for 5sos because they’re all children that just wear short and singlets and thongs everyday)?

I'm in love with Zayn's art school student style of clothing! (Plus, clothes sharing with Perrie! So cute!)

5. if you could ask a member of 1d/5sos just one thing, who and what would you ask?

Oh god. I'd maybe ask Niall to take a selfie with me? IDK AHHHH.

6. describe your dream fic for your current otp (pick one if you have more than one otp, or do them all idk!).

Okay, for 5sos, I would love a fic where Calum and Michael are just really snuggly cuddle bunnies who give each other handjobs and go over to each other's houses and nap together and are just cute :)))))

7. if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

I'd give myself more motivation to do things! :)

8. do you think you could stab a person, if it really came down to it?

Um, oh god. Maybe? I think so.

9. what’s a thing you wish you could buy right now?

Well, the next question just made me think about food, but in reality, uh. SHINee's albums :))))

10. if 5sos/1d were ice cream, what flavour would each member be?

Michael would be Baskin Robbins Cotton Candy (sweet, but not too overpowering, and it looks like this).

Calum would be Hokey Pokey

Luke would be vanilla gelato (sorry babe!)

Ashton would be. Um, maybe Ben and Jerry's choc chip cookie dough?

11. if you had the option of giving up your car for free access to public transport forever, would you?

Yes! I don't have my Ps yet (whoops), but I already use public transport way more at the moment, and considering I'm not too far from the city, transport is pretty much available always for me! 

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