#45k5

Months in the past, but not many...

There is something in your house. 

‘Tis the season for giving, sure, and you’re familiar enough with transportalization to expect random gifts. 

But you’ve also seen enough of it to expect random threats, so you’re wary. 

>Open the box

It’s a Furby. Aren’t these things supposed to be haunted? 

You lift it up and inspect it. It’s a customized JoJo Furby, so it’s probably new. This puts you at ease a little. Reading the note, you’re surprised. You didn’t expect anything from Coco, or from anybody other than your quadrants, really. You also have no idea how Coco would have acquired such an object, or what qualities she may have imbued it with. Still, this is nice. 

>Fondly regard Jotaro

Once again, you lift the Furby, holding it at arms length. You tilt it back and forth, waiting for a reaction. Is this thing on? Does it respond to sound? You open your mouth to address it. 

“Uh...”

And then it tears you a new one. 

You drop the thing and bolt to the other side of the room. 

Yep, it’s haunted, you decide.

THANKS F0R 0FFER1NG ME AN0THER EGG 1N TH1S TRY1NG T1ME

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THANKS??

1 GUESS 1LL EAT 1T

0KAY 1M PUTT1NG MY 1NTERPRET1NG G0GGLES 0N

D0 1  A R0B0T WANT T0 L1STEN T0 S0ME S0UP AND SLEEP W1TH THE BEES ?

SH1T UR R1GHT 

THAT TWELVE GAUGE GRANULAR PR1S0N YARD STUFF C0ULD G1VE ME