#3a5

C: That's Boyd. Let's just say "don't get too attached." See also: PoC

C: I'm starting to wonder if Keahu just does every scene smiling.

Anachronism. Like blackboards and Thunderdome.

C: This "app" is hilarious.

C: Yeah, how is that not bleeding through his shirt?

Did we miss an ep?

C: No. We did not. NB: I have not seen this epi or Motel California. Long story.

C: "I'm smarter." That's a pretty low bar, Allison.

Bullet was smarter.

C: HEEEEEEEE. Not smart enough to not answer to "Bullet," though.

the music

C: Well, we're 8 minutes in, and there's been NO slo-mo and NO shirtlessness. You have to give them SOMETHING.

There’s your slow-mo.

It’s an APEX HYDRA.

C: V-neck, Henley… quilted vest?

*fnickt*

C: V-neck!!

Awww, puppy’s growing up! V-neck achieved!

snips and snails…

C: That would be sort of cannibalistic, wouldn't it? If he's a puppy made of puppy dog tails?

Maybe more Fronkenstein-istic?

C: Oh yeah. Did I tell you Peter killed their sister? The only two known survivors of the fire other than Peter were Derek and Laura. Peter killed Laura to get to be Alpha.

Before or after he came up through the floor?

C: Before. They killed him because he was crazy Alpha. He came back as a beta.

So they can’t smell the blood? They just see the bloody shirt?

C: Yeah, this is one of the many plot holes. I'm pretty much convinced the writers' room is full of Post-Its and retcon.

:slight lol for stiles:

C: Deaton's counter is made of mountain ash, so they can't cross. Just so you know. ;)

Ah, I figured there was some sort of ward.

Can we have some kind of wound without the black veiny thing? I’m so tired of that as a thing.

C: You haven't seen them barfing black tar shit yet.

But I have seen it. Running out the eyes, too. Thanks Krycek.

C: It's not the same. Also, this is her dead mom talking to her.

Ah, okay. I wondered when she was yelling at her in French class.

C: It was a sad day when her mom offed herself. She was a batshit crazy badass.

Yeah, you will.

C: I'm telling you… I never got the whole Scisaac ship until these two episodes.

Just hanging out up a column, so I can slide down it all sinister.

C: Well, with those tree-climbing toenails, where else would she be?

That is true. Also -- airbrushed abs!

The man is hard.

C: He's the Apex of Apex predators. You don't get there by acting like Scott, you know.

Yeah, I don’t know how anyone in this Alpha pack thinks they’re any safer than the wolves in their previous packs were.

Maybe just shoot the blind guy!

C: I think that was her version of staying out of it.

So you can shove a pipe through his torso, but a fall is gonna kill him?

C: Continuity is not something they expect of fans of this show.

I am chastened.