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Attention all rogue and weary travelers!

As promised, C U L Y Guild is hosting a tabletop role-playing game themed stream using (loosely) the mechanics of Dungeon World (think Dungeons and Dragons but simplified). TumblrLive Plays Dungeon World Stream begins around 7:00 PM PST! 

Basically, this is going to be a spinoff of Twitch Plays Pokemon where chat will be playing one of the campaign members along with @heyitsyuzu, @hybridmonkey, and me with Game Master @mozzymandiam! EEEES GONNA BE A BUTTLOAD OF CHAAAAOS!

We’ll guide you through the game play on stream but if you’re lawful good here’s a link to the playbook to prepare in advance:

https://dungeon-world.com/downloads/Dungeon_World_Play_Sheets.pdf

Let’s introduce your character!

Previously on another stream, TumblrLive chat had created their champion of choice - Gwendoyolyn Jenkins.

A GOTH elven MUTE bard currently employed at Waffle House. Her instrument of choice is a theremin but on the move she carries a peddle steel.

She’s hands down the hottest in all the lands (a natural red head fashioned in a long luscious side braid with freckles dusting over the bridge of her nose like the constellations in the skies, stacked as heck bra size 30J that can be used to smother enemies in close combat, Angelina Jolie lips, blessed with heterochromia - a lazy green eye AND a walled grey eye) but despite this has no ass (think Hank Hill)... which leads to her personal quest of finding an elusive BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) Wizard - Dr. Miami.

With her trusted sidekick fenrir mount/familiar who can speak on her behalf as they have a telepathic connection, Gwen is ready to set out for her quest to have the hottest bod. 

(Let me know if I missed anything else, you maniacs.)