I never understoods why people used saxophones for sexy musics. That was until I met the Shadow Guy.
in other words i'm down BAD
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I never understoods why people used saxophones for sexy musics. That was until I met the Shadow Guy.
in other words i'm down BAD

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"Oh boys, I loves not feeling sexual attractions!" I saids with glee.
"🎶" saids the Shadow Guy.
(this is my way of coming out as fictosexual lmao)
I went to play Mario Kart.
But it was Larry Kart.
Larry had replaced everyone.
Even the Koopaling of the same name was replaced by...
Larry.
I usually play Mario Kart as Iggy, but I decided to switch things up and play as Larry.
The Koopaling was nowhere to be found, and in his place, was EVIL Larry 😱😱😱
"I can't wait to browse curatedtumblr," I said, foolishly
The jew organ theft guy 🪱🪱

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"Man, I hate tomatoes" Jeff said.
"We're going to the tomato factory lol" said Plot-Exposing-Tomato Guy.
The psychic told me I'd suffer a great loss in 12 years, so I got a puppy. 12 years later, the dog killed my spouse and kids.