Hey im feeling self indulgent and that’s free will kicked in today.
Who wants to see the 2p allies view on red pill crap?
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Hey im feeling self indulgent and that’s free will kicked in today.
Who wants to see the 2p allies view on red pill crap?

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Ummm Yandere 2p England headcanons please ( when request is open of course )
Yes, of course! It’s been a while since I’ve thought about 2p England, but there are some pretty remarkable traits of him I couldn’t forget 🧁
(Sorry for the super late reply, but here goes!)
Yandere 2p! England headcanons
He never gave romance much thought, so he won’t realize he’s fancying anyone until he’s swept off his feet. And when he does, it’ll be too late. For you, that is. You’re going to see him so often, he may as well be in the corners of your eyes.
He’s as mad as a hatter. In fact, he’s so unhinged, being around him will eventually have you wondering if you’ve gone insane too. He’s sickeningly sweet and overwhelming at times, so dealing with him is no piece of cake. But other people have it worse. When Oliver decides he wants you, he’ll do anything for your attention. Everything else, he keeps in the dark—scheming the downfalls of your closest compadres, and how to put them in this month’s special.
Home life
He loves physical touch, but he has a funny way of showing it. Oliver makes the biggest fuss when he receives it. If you initiate so little as a hug, he'll be blushing like a bride. He has no problem returning it with a big, stupid smile, but Oliver can't handle anything more—if you kiss him on the cheek, he'll laugh nervously and lose his wits. "Save those things for the bedroom, dear... You'll give me heart palpitations." If you do it while he's in the kitchen, he'll add salt instead of sugar and set the whole pot on fire.
A Confession from the Chest (not romantic)- 2p Hetalia x 2p!reader (Featuring 2p!France and 2p!Canada)
Rated M for Mature
For you to suffer first @tea-articia
You stared at the ceiling. Your eyes sleepy. Your hair tangled. You were scared and tempted to go into the release of death. The only two allies in the room were told by the ginger-haired Englishman, to watch over you in your condition, and it was France and Canada.
Both Matt and Francois avoided looking at you and avoided looking at each other. Matt was staring at the wall and wanted to think about anything other than this. He barely knew the goddamn woman outside of minor meetings and drinking parties between the allies. He barely fought on her land, too. Francois was itching to smoke a cigarette, but was resisting the urge. He pitied the woman. Or at least he thought he kind of did? She’s only existed for about two centuries. A fairly young nation. When the time came, it came?
Neither party knew what they should do. They were never the comforting type. They knew that this war was hard for everyone, this might’ve just been because your capital was so close, it was easy to invade for the axis.
Fearing that your life as a nation truly would end, you turned your head and opened your lips to speak.
“Can you both come over here? I have something to share.”
Awkwardly, the two decided to offer some level of respect to the young nation. You struggled to raise your hand up. Francois caught it. Matt raised a eyebrow at this but said nothing. The other man noticed this though, and simply mouthed that he wanted to be nice.
“I only lived a short time and I’m so scared I never get to see my other friends again. I had so many things I wanted to say. Please tell them I care about them very much.”
Matt spoke for both of them. ”It’s no problem. Don’t worry ‘bout it. I will tell them everything. Word for Word.“
You gave him a weak smile. But you took a deep breath.
“There was also something else I really wanted to tell you two for the longest time.”
Now, both actually perked up at this because the two never really spoke to the nation directly and wanted to know what could’ve possibly been a thought that was going through your mind.
Francois spoke for the first time. He wanted to hear what it was out of curiosity. “Go on. There’s not enough time left to spare.” He muttered. He wasn’t good at being gentle with women. But he gave a light squeeze to encourage you to continue.
You took a deep breath. and gave another weak smile.
“Anytime we were in a meeting, or I would see either of you, I was staring directly at your chest.”
Both said the exact same thing in unison.
“What?”
“Every time you two would dress down or we would all have a drinking party with the other minor allies, you just kept buttoning down your shirts in the exact same way, and it was so hard not to look at it. And you both kept walking in this way that made me think that you were a little too confident. I mean François, you’re kind of known for being a sleaze so all that chest hair is out for the eye to see. Who is all that out there for? And Matt you can barely fit into half your shirts. But I heard that you two were quite the ladies’ men, so I thought it was all for attention.”
You took another deep breath. your gaze turned to the window . You did not bother to see the blank, angry looks on their faces.
Finally getting that off of your chest, you said your final thought as you stared at the sunset.
“Sorry for staring.” A smirk lay on your face. You were satisfied with your last words that you could say.
You drifted off into the light, with the full belief that you would experience the death of a nation first hand.
Your eyes closed for about five minutes, during those five minutes something was scribbled on a piece of paper.
…
Then you suddenly felt better?
For some reason?
In fact, you felt life breathe its way back into your entire body. Looking out the window, medical teams were saving your people and reports came in of evacuations and a ceasefire from your boss on the radio.
“Oh I guess I’m gonna live. Good for me.”
…
A puff of smoke blew in your face. Along with a sudden crushing force on your hand.
Turning your head ever so slowly, you began to have smoke make its way to your face.
Feeling your every one of your finger bones break you turned to who was doing it and was met with not one, but two angry pairs of purple eyes.
One mauve colored and the other was a heather color. Both of which had something in common though. It was the violent, violet rage coming from them.
You really wanted death to come for you now. For its mercy would’ve been much preferred compared to this.
Francois began to chuckle. “How was the trip down there? You liked hell? Watching out for all of us from down below? Like a guardian angel, but instead it is more akin to someone definitely rotting in hell?” He gave a very raspy hearty laughed. This is the most he’s ever talked. Especially to you and this was the first time you’ve ever talked to him directly.
And he was actually nice to you.
This is the first time he’s been nice to anyone. At least in front of someone that he knew. Oh no.
Oh my God. You are gonna fucking die.
You began to choke on your words, both from the pain and the accusation. You spoke with speed to prove your innocence. “H-Hey! I’m not at death’s d-d-d-door anymore. You can let go in my ha—and now! I-I was dying! Ah-AH! I wasn’t checking you out! Neither of you are reeeeally my type-!” You yelled out a very intense scream as he put the cigarette out on your hand.
“AAH-!”
Matt was quick to cover your mouth with his hand. He did not need you drawing attention further, especially when he was gonna consider wringing you by the neck.
“I just needed something to put this out on. Your hand was in mine and I thought why not?”
Francois continued. This is what he gets for being nice, might as well take advantage of it. “It’s such a shame really when we already have your last words written down. It’d be a waste to not report them.”
Throwing the cigarette to the garbage, he ended up taking one of the extra pillows.
“Of course there’s the old-fashioned way to put someone out of their misery to get the job done. Right, Mathieu?”
Matt looked at his older brother, for a brief moment he was at a loss. Until he threw the pillow towards his hand. Still keeping his hand over her mouth. The Canadian was prepared to actually kill you.
“We are all nations here. As long as the limb isn’t gone, things like suffocation takes 10 minutes to heal from. Take it or leave it.”
Even as your hand was healing, you still didn’t wanna die. It actually really hurts. You used your still healing hand that the man held as a form of communication and lightly tapped his. Francois got the idea, and his younger brother removed his hand from your mouth to let you speak.
Matt still kept the pillow in his hand, just in case.
“Isn’t this a little bit of an overreaction? I was dying after all. A ton of nations say crazy things when they’re about to die.”
Matt spoke for the first time in this conversation in a long minute. “No.”
You continued. “Is this even really necessary? Come on? We’ve all done worse?” Matt spoke and proceeded to put the pillow closer your face. “Yes.”
“We don’t have to even give the last words. I’m sure a lots of nations have had last words that didn’t mean much at the end because nothing happened…and I lived so it’s OK?”
Matt was bringing the pillow closer to her face. “Unfortunately.”
François wanted to speak for his raging little brother. Looking out the window passively, he considered a false alternative to make this easier for of all of them. Just to psyche her out a little bit, he would say they would throw you out the window. They would get in major trouble if you actually were thrown out, out of a window and it would take about a week to heal from that.
“Your true last words were, how do you say? Unacceptable. So either, die by pillow and with honor for 10 minutes and resurrect or we throw you out the window and your body takes a week to heal.”
You deeply regretted apologizing for staring. Apologizing is a terrible idea. You should never feel sorry never ever again. You were about to become a statistic in more ways than one.
“We’re really just debating my temporary death , right? What is this some sort of sick joke?” Matt spoke again. “No. It’s a serious demand.”
You took a deep breath as if to think. Thinking? That thing that you didn’t do before you spoke. You know that now because you thought you were gonna die before you said that.
Staring at the pillow, the window, and staring at the two raging men in front of you. One with a pillow in his hand and the other one with a firm grip still on the hand that he initially broke. Yeah. Absolutely not. ‘No’ to either of these things.
You took your other hand and opened the window.
“HELP! HELP! OUR ALLIES HAVE TURNED-!”
François pulled you back into the room by the wrist. Matt yelled, “You are the worst ally ever. Oh my god!” Matt put the pillow to your face and began to do what was suggested from the beginning.
You kept punching him though and it actually really freaking hurt him. Francois attempted to make sure that neither fist was going to hit his little brother.
Sadly, all your hooting and hollering did actually catch the ear of somebody and that was the Englishman himself, Oliver. Who, in seeing two of the gruffest men that he knew manhandling a woman, regardless of that woman being a country, reacted as expectedly.
If only he came a little sooner. The two’s plan of revenge did succeed. You did, in fact-for 10 minutes-temporarily pass onto the next life.
And while you did recover, the real concern should be what brain cells are actually left inside of that head of yours?
If you do headcanons, can you do yandere 2p America headcanons? :)
In my opinion, I would see Allen having some yandere tendencies by default. But if we were talking real yandere, here’s what I picture him to be.
Yandere 2p! America headcanons
Since he’s so used to being ignored or dismissed because of his crude and brash personality, or how much of a hot-headed “idiot” he is, he can’t help getting attached to somebody who doesn’t do that to him. That’s because he actually feels appreciated, and seen for the person he is. So he instantly feels a connection and makes it his mission to deepen it, then to revolve his life around them. To say he’s obsessed would be an understatement.
Home life
Allen is as touchy as they come. It just doesn’t feel right if he’s with you, but doesn’t feel you. So when you’re at home on the couch, he’ll pull you onto his lap. And when you’re standing around in the kitchen, he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder and coil his arms around you from behind. If you’re off to the bathroom, he will stand outside and wait for you to come out just to do all that again. Skinship is how he feels close to you, so expect him to have his hands on you 24/7.
He loves spooning. If not, he’ll wrap himself around you so you’re in his chest. That way, he can talk to you and lull you to sleep. If not, he’ll tell you dirty jokes or make suggestive gestures because it’s not like you’ll bother leaving the bed.
Who’s the bad guy? (2p + 1p America x reader) 11
Wordcount: 2,182 The reader is referred to as she/her
"Allen, get your ass up! We're gonna go shopping!" You shrilled, slapping your hands all over the big lump under the blanket. Ever since you woke up at around eight this morning, the energy coursing through your veins hadn't subsided. That was obviously because you were an early bird unlike Allen and you loved visiting department stores despite never getting the chance to go on a worthwhile shopping spree in them.
Low groans were muffled against the covers and the man resting under them only rolled around in it to tighten himself in a tighter burrito. "No... 5 more minutes, please..." He mumbled, rubbing his cheek against the pillow. After spending so much of your time with this man, you've come to learn that he loved to sleep in to nearly noon when he didn't have anything planned in the morning. The thought of this bad habit hit you and made you sigh frustratingly.

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Who’s the bad guy? (2p + 1p America x reader) 2
Wordcount: 2,246 The reader is referred to as she/her
After another slow day at work, you closed up the shop. Throwing your satchel on your shoulder and walking out to the front door, your subconscious forced a sudden jolt to stop you in your tracks. You scrunched your face into a strange expression, a weird little feeling inside you that you couldn't shake off. Perhaps it was paranoia. Paranoia that directed your attention back over to the counter with a small black box sitting on it. You felt a sigh escape your lips as you made your way over to it and pick it up. "Stupid Allen..." you murmured, finally able to exit out of the small building to lock it shut once and for all. "He always forgets his phone."
So, instead of catching a bus back to your own house, you needed to get off one stop early to return a little something to your friend. Sometimes you wished that you owned your own car, but Allen would always tell you to borrow his instead. Something about saving up for the greater good, he always said.
Who's the bad guy? (2p + 1p America x reader)
Synopsis:
You've been living in New York City for the whole of your life, otherwise known as the city which never sleeps. One of the most iconic cities in the United States and popular tourist destinations in that very country, it was a shame that you've never seen the amazed faces of foreigners on the streets. Not one. But why, you ask? Instead of skyscrapers and tourist hotspots, you dwelled in the East. Considered as the slums of America, you still considered it heaven because your best friend Allen was with you. You never thought you'd have a taste of world-class luxuries ever in your life, but that all changes when his rich cousin Alfred comes for a visit. Dive into the world of both sides of the poverty line in New York, where the Americas battle it out for your heart. Immerse yourself in the story about a relative's visit that turned out to be way worse than anyone pictured it to be.