I have to ask, because i've been thinking about it for a while. What would 2P Russia be like as a yandere? Could he even ever be one like ever?
This can be interesting... Also I know I said I was iffy about 'family' yanderes before but it fits in this context.
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2P Russia Yandere Headcanons
Platonic:
🪆 He's harmless to others you care about, just extremely protective and overly annoying with making second guess yourself all the time.
🪆 Annoying older brother vibes, he treats you like you're family and not someone he'd simply built a bond with to the point where he can't imagine you not being in his life. He'll call you his sibling too to anyone who asks.
🪆 Will tell you straight away if he doesn't like your friends and suggests you stop seeing them. He's a little pissed if you say no, but it depends on how much he dislikes the people you spend your time with whether he does more than intentionally intimidates them everytime you turn your head away from him.
🪆 Plans your life for you intentionally like a parent living vicariously through you, but it's more of a 'you'll make enough money to be comfortable for life with this job which means you need to college for this long and-'. He's legit trying to parentify himself.
🪆 If he can't find you, he calls your friends, and he's good at disecting the tone in which a lot of people use when they're lying so they better be a good actor if they want to slip past him.
🪆 He tries to be close to your family only out of necessity of making sure you never forgets your bond with him. He's family, and you family is his family by default. (He would learn to love your family regardlessly since he's not going anywhere. His protection over you would transfer to them as well.)
🪆 "Sometimes I feel as if you're the only person that understands why I'm doing this." "Kinda hard not to since you won't leave me alone." He'll smile with that, knowing at this point you know you're stuck with him and won't resist his protection and familial love.
🪆 He's going to be the one putting up security systems for your home where he can check up on you and alert the police if someone tries to break in. It's smart, and you probably wouldn't think too much about it. It's enough to keep both of you calm.
🪆 He's also the one to clean up any issues you have or debts you owe. He'll find you better doctors under you insurance, a better job, make sure your rent/loans are paid. When he said you're family he meant it, he will help take care of you.
🪆 He doesn't have the capacity to laugh when you do something stupid to hurt yourself, it's always a screaming impulse in his brain to 'FIX IT!'. He can scold you later.
Romantic:
🪆 Possessive and protective once you're actually in a relationship together. Any other time he's an unintentional third wheel scaring your potential love interests with his inimidating stature.
🪆 He's pretty blunt about his intentions most of the time, he just leaves out some bits of information like how he was going to be tailing you on your dates with other people to see if they're actually worthy. (They aren't but he can't say that to you. He can only watch you fall head over heels for another red flag.)
🪆 People who are 'too friendly' with you are seen as a rival (unlike with his non-yandere self) and he may snap at them due to his discomforts. If you snap back at him, it makes things ten times worse and you're getting dragged home.
🪆 He has dozens of notes written about what you like and hate for his own reference during conversation. He doesn't do much with this information, he just likes having it because it feels like a piece of you.
🪆 Wants to be close to your friends and family even if they dislike him right off the bat or if he finds them utterly annoying to deal with. Your circle should be his, he doesn't want left in the dark.
🪆 Always remembers what you tell him via a voice recorder. You'd be horrified to hear how much of your voice he's actually recorded.
🪆 He'd build your dream home in a heartbeat if you asked him to even as a joke. He'll want input on everything though and it could be a years long project of his. It'll be a bit chaotic only to you.
🪆 When someone hurts you, he's scarily calm. He'll take care of you first unless it's still an ongoing thing, which in that case he just nuetralizes the threat first. Then he's back you cleaning you up. Depending on how you were hurt, he may end up getting you a therapist before you go looking for one on your own.
🪆 Pushes hard for you to live with him so he can just take care of you. He doesn't like the distance even if you're a block away.
🪆 Sometimes he just wants to lock you in his home so you can't see anyone but him, but then he'd have consequences he doesn't want to deal with. He likes having your affection a little bit too much to go that far.
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