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Headcanons for 2p Alastor and 2p Vox crushing on eachother becasue they cute UwU
Vox has static blush. Like when he blushes static will form on his cheeks.(Headcanon i have for him in general, but also applies here)
As said in the previous post, Alastor and Vox canât talk beyond small talk, because when they look at eachother they start overthinking everything and one of them stops functioning and SPRINTS away with some bullshit excuse because theyâre so flustered.Â
Satan forbid one of them compliments the other. Because then the compliment reciever runs away flustered and not able to function(Yet also super happy because who dosenât love a compliment from their crush?)Â and the complimentor thinks they just fucked up big time. (Ex: Alastor:Â âUm, Vox.â Vox:Â âYes al?â Alastor: âUh, um. Y-you l-l-look nice t-today.â Vox: *Blushes intensely and runs away, while crying tears of happiness*Â âSORRYALIHAVETOGOSOMEWHERETHATISNTHEREOKAYBYEEEEEâ Alastor: *Crying* âI ruined everything.â
They make huge deals over small things that the other might have done for them, even something like saying hi. Like maybe Vox is walking down the street, and Alastor says hi. Next thing you know Vox goes to his room and screeches out of happiness for three hours. Itâs basically a âSenpai noticed me!â Kind of thing.
If thereâs a small misunderstanding good luck getting it sorted out because they always overthink how to go about it. like theyâll be all âI canât talk to himâ Or âHe probably HATES me nowâ (Al or Vox will have that thought any time they fuck up in front of the other). And itâs like in anime where it takes forever to clear up something so small and all of this drama could be avoided if you just FUCKING COMMUNICATE.Â
Alastor has to restrain himself from gushing about Vox on the radio because when thereâs news about him Al inevitably become a blushing, gushing mess about how great Vox is. Same goes for Vox with his tv shows and heâs covering news about Alastor.
When they tell their respective groups everyoneâs all like:Â âDuhâ
They try to get Alastor and Vox together but it always ends in failure.
Real talk
In the hazbin hotel 2p au, everyoneâs supposed to be reverse right? So if 2p Alastor is a soft crybaby, than Vox would also be a soft boi. And in regular Hazbin hotel, they hate eachother, theyâre rivals. So what if 2p!Alastor and 2p!Vox...
Had crushes on eachother?
Just imagine the two soft bois coming across eachother and trying to speak but they overthink everything and canât go beyond small talk. They have no idea the other reciprocates their feelings (Even though itâs painfully obvious) And everytime they have an conversation one of them gets to flustered, gives some bullshit excuse (Eg: I hAve tO Go pICk uP My dRY CLeaNIng) and runs away. Just give me two soft dense bois who clearly have feelings for eachother but canât spit it out.