#2nddecember

2nd of December - „You look cold. Take my coat.“

I got a black eye! One single time in my life I behaved like gentlemen and what‘s the reward? - Yes, a black eye!

This only because I lend Rose Erskine my coat!

I met her on the street, she seemed to be cold - no wonder in this light jacket which she was wearing - and I gave her my coat. That’s all. End of the story. Nothing behind. No ulterior motifs. Just a gentleman’s act.

Yes, we had a story. We fucked. It was nice, but - hell - that’s ages ago.

Yes, I like her, but - hey - I also like the wife of the Old Spitalfields baker, but I wouldn’t dare to jump on that woman to satisfy my low desires.

First, she’s not fuckable. Second, I have many better choices ... which doesn’t mean that Rose is one of them ... at least, not at the moment.

But obviously this muscleman of a copper with the communication skills of a deep-sea fish, who has an eye on her for years, don’t give a fuck on obvious facts.

He watched the scenery from the distance, made his own stupid conclusions. Result: His fist in my face! Great!

Damn it, Benito! How about talking?

The protecting hero is an impressive overture for the opening, but it the process of wooing it loses is sting ... especially when there’s no reason for a brutal interference. Then it’s just ridiculous ... and slowpokes like this stupid Morton guy get their chances to fill the hole with cultivated bourgeoisie, the top of boredom, ... that is also the promise of reliable care which is the best trap for a woman like Rose.

Oh, Drake, Drake, Drake ... You have to work harder to kick this Morton boy out of the line and finally win your lady. You‘re better than him. Plus, you‘re undeniably fuckable!

You need to stay tuned ... with soft actions ... obstinate ... A rejection should be an incentive instead a reason to give up.

Man, believe me. I know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, ...

I‘m the last one to talk about women or relationships issues ... also if my old fellow should do, he wouldn’t. Well, I will be there for him when he’s ready.