#2italy

➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Listennnnnn”

There no 1st Amendment for horny people. Calling someone daddy? Banned. Their girl calling someone daddy? Date is banned. But knowing Al, he wouldn’t deny his past. But knowing Al, he stubborn af and wont let the date near their child in a 5 mile radius.

➖2pCanada/ Matt: “You got a point, but that  date is still not safe.“

Is calm unlike his rampage earlier. Does think about it in silent anger- in silanger. But is he moved?? Lmao nope. Date better learn how to outrun a polar bear and a moose Matt. Despite Matt doing the same thing, he is v e r y protective of his family.

➖2pFrance/ François: “Don’t care.”

So what about it? He might, a slight bit, a tiny amount protectice over his child. So of course, its natural that he forbids them to see their date. Only when the date comes by himself to apologize will François allow their child to be near them.

➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “L-Love! That was years ago and-”

Goes rambling trying to defend his tiny dignity. There is no sexual daddy calling in his Catholic- Protestant- Catholic- Caprison household. Does he let the date continue seeing their child? Depends on how well the child hides their date from Oliver’s knives. S/O of course can try to stop Oliver but he a sneaky boi.

➖2pChina/ Xiao: “Shit u right”

Does a double take back and actually consiDERS IT LMAO. This man is more lenient, actually the most lenient one out of the 2ps. Be prepared for this Dad^tm to throw condoms at the child and their date. All at the same time giving the date a look of “I fuckin dare you to touch my kid”

➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “My past does not determine who I am today.”

He says this with war flashbacks going through his head. He stutters for an explanation but keeps up the argument (aka he got no defense). Was planning on banning said date but they may keep contact with Viktor’s child every 3-5 business days.

➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “Bro I trusted you and you come at me like this”

Bro how could you- Albeit protective of his child, Lutz guess that they can keep dating. If the date can suffer humiliating winks from their futute father-in-law and even worse,,, d a d j o k e s. This is more of a punishment than not dating.

➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: "B-but..!“

He is speechless and bright with red. Listens to his s/o but at the same time?? this callout?? is uneeded?? he came out to murder the date have a good time and honestly feels so attacked- But he does demand a detailed explanation of his kid’s progress in their relationship.

➖2pAustria/ Roland: “And?~ That is what you still call me~”

He slept at the couch for 3 whole days.

➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “And you still married me! I DO NOT WANT ANYONE TAINTING MY GIRL-“

He is not m o v e d. Unstoppable force meet unmovable object. His past caught up to him at full speed but Luciano??? will do anything to protect his teenager kid baby. Goes on a new tangent until he calms down and finally allows his kid to keep seeing their date (if said date didnt run away from intimidation)

➖2pRomano/ Flavio: "New phone who dis”

Um?? that slipup?? Not him #IdentityFraud. Does not listen cause he is busy with being embarassed and tries to convince s/o that it wasn’t him. Cause if he admits he did that, it means his child’s date can be excused and heLL NAH (admits to it after a week minimum)

➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Thats because your parent s were blind enough to let me date you, I am not blind.”

Roasts your parents. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not shocked. But honestly, he thinks it was the parent’s fault for letting them see his s/o after that incident, didnt took it as a second chance. Don’t worry though, the date will gain their second chance after they prove themselves aka graduate top of their class, earn a stable job, be a star athlete and world leader. (i really wish im jokin ya’ll)

➖2pSpain/ Andrés: “,,, I don’t remember that.”

UPDATE 2-Italy wants EU bonds to fund refugee response

* Rome in dispute with the EU Commission to spend more (Adds details on migration and ESM, ECB comments)

Reuters: Bonds News