#24.11

Next pattern is from this antique 1918-19 day dress with a 57” (145cm) bust / 46.5” (118cm) waist / 52” (132) hips! The original is made of a cotton fabric with velvet flocking in vermicelli patterns – quite stylish in the 1910s. (In the green dress is tester @/rebecca.pocket.full.of.poseys (IG), who enlarged it slightly in the waist and added quite a bit to the hips to fit her curvy figure.)

It has two legs. A torso. Two arms attached to that.

Seems like it might be a person.

And then there's the head.

Or, well, lack thereof.

In place of where a head should be, there is instead a box.

And a voice coming from within that box.

"What have you done with my head, Bradleyyyy?!" it moans mournfully, arms outstretched like it is searching for him. "Happy birthday, but where is my headdddd?!"

@parables-for-days

Bradley gasps dramatically, wrapped in the fluffy orange blanket he had just gotten from Voyager. Would that be enough to protect him from this ghastly spectre? Only time will tell!

"Oh no- the Cardboard Boxer! He is alive!" The Narrator barely suppresses a laugh as he dodges its arms, ducking away in last second. If they wanted a hug they needed to try harder to catch him.

"Thank you, dear ghost! But also, please don't kill me! It's my birthday, as you know - you must forgive for my crimes! I got a-head of myself when I took yours. Sooo sorry about that! I should've given you a heads up."

machado de assis e quintana que perdoem-me o enxerimento em soneto terceto quarteto não cabe um terço do sentimento em que abrigo minha poesia de exímio acalento vinicius de moraes, cresci o lendo e me lembro de questionar-lhe a coragem estupenda ao ler-te segregar mulheres em teu poema a troco de um verso cômico e fonema o senhor me desculpe, mas não aceito escrevo de mulher pra mulher, e lamento pois tento o relento para camões, digo pretérita os lusíadas que se recolham em métrica escolho minha poesia, que não percorreu a américa mas se sei que chegou ao ouvido dela, fico histérica pois há nada que explique a sensação estratosférica de ganhá-la em minha versão metafórica:  fantasiar a genérica.

10 MILLION STREAMS of Before You Go in 5 days ❤️ Truly warms my heart to see the reaction to the song so far so I thought I would take the liberty of warming yours with a series of wholesome photos. Enjoy! ☕️ 😊 also I don’t have any trousers or underwear on so my cock and balls are fully on show out of shot - expect those pictures tomorrow!🍌🍆x