man growing up a christian / evangelical-lite megachurch goer really does teach the brain to narrativize everything about your life
every friendship you fuck up is a “season of your life"
every crush is either 1. a temptation (girl you were in love with from elementary-high school), 2. a test (longterm highschool situationship), or 3. your future spouse (man from one college class you did not speak with once)
every coincidence is “God opening a door for me!!!"
every heartbreak is “God is protecting you…” ..... man idk i do not think she noticed all that! tbh
















