#2020.03

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Breakfast by hopefulrqinbows [G, 1k]

▶ Everyone's whipped for each other so they don't notice something happening right in front of their eyes. (aka. the fact that Harry and Draco left the hall, together )

2. The Comfiest Armchair by @xanthippe74​ [T, 2k]

▶ In which Harry and Draco won't stop fighting over the best armchair in the Eighth-Year common room, Hermione takes matters into her own hands, and Harry sees a (ahem) side of Draco that he's never seen before.

3. Eight Year Ball by Emanning13 [?, 1k]

▶ When Harry hears about the end of year ball, he knows exactly who he's going to ask.

4. If You Couldn't Lie by @alpha-exodus​ [E, 8k]

▶ The worst possible thing Draco could've done was to tell Harry he wouldn't mind sleeping with him.

5. Meant to Be by @mirimora​ [T, 1k]

▶ Soulmate bonds are often unpredictable and can awaken when you least expect it...

6. Stay by OkLumi [?, 3k]

▶ It would be so easy to shove him away and simply apparate back home to leave him here, with a house and some food and a bed. [...] But as much as Harry wishes he wanted to do that, he doesn’t want to do that, and he doesn’t move a muscle as Malfoy pulls his pants down and drops to his knees.

7. They left us alone by @imbiasfuckbabes [T, 2k]

▶ Harry and Draco are in love. They go to school together, and they have problems with people there. Harry decides it ends today.

8. To Serve at the Pleasure of the Minister by @mothermalfoy [E, 2k]

#たべもの #ジュース

さてご飯の買い出しをしようと職場近くのスーパーをふらふらしていた時に、箱積みされていた「これ」と目が合ってしまったのです。

くまさん！！！！！

くまさんこわいよ！！！！！

絶対この熊、平和にはちみつとか食べてる熊じゃない。過去に人里を何度も荒らし回り、人の肉の味を知った顔をしているよ！！！！

くまさんはちみつソーダというメルヘンチックな商品名と、人の味を覚えた熊のこのギャップよ……。

パケ買いとはまさにこのことですが、買わずにはいられませんでした。

あとこの熊の構図があまりにもじわじわ来たので、後日妹と姪っ子に再現してもらいました。

そんなくまさんはちみつソーダ、いざ飲んでみると、何だかジュースらしからぬ味がするのです。

名前からしてめちゃくちゃ甘ったるい飲み物かと思いきや、味は割とさっぱりめでグビグビ飲めます。

が、何か、最初の一口目を飲んだ感じが、ジュースというよりビールみたいなのどごしなのです。よく味わえばはちみつとリンゴの味がするんですが、何故でしょう、どこかビール。

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell by @drarrytrash [E, 9k]

▶ The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.

2. Love You With Your Wings (These Are Your Skies) by Doodsxd [G, 4k]

▶ But, as luck had him, Potter didn’t let go either, holding him as desperately as Draco clung to him. [...] And while Draco had a little mark on his chest promising all his love to someone else, he couldn’t care less, because he already had all the love he wanted, all the love he could wish for. He could only hope Harry felt the same about him.

3. No Longer A Secret by @ununquadius [G, 1k]

▶ Harry and Draco are dating in secret. Draco wants to tell their friends, Harry doesn't.

4. A Sight To Behold by @celestialvoid-fanfiction [E, 1k]

▶ Draco going down on Harry is truly a sight to behold.

5. To Call Upon A Magic Wish (Shooting Star, Don't Fail Me Now) by DashFnanz [T, 2k]

▶ Draco Malfoy stood at the edge of the Astronomy tower, gazing out at the open view. What he was about to do felt even scarier than anything he had ever done. However, with the help of a trusty shooting star, his wish may just come true.

6. Tutorial on Tagging by Craftybadger1234 [T, 2k]

▶ Harry needs help posting a new work to the Archive, and Draco is giving him a helping hand.

7. When The World Was Asleep by @pixiedustatsundown [T, 8k]

▶ A story of two boys, hiding in the night, seeking to be alone but finding something much better.

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Fest/Exchange

1. Playing Hooky by ProfessorFrankly [G, 1k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Dared to Say by @devilrising [G, 1k]

▶ Dean and Seamus are evil. What other reason is there for them to dare Harry to tell Draco he loves him?!

2. Love Letters by Animegirl1279 [T, 4k]

▶ Harry is back for his eighth year at Hogwarts. Everything is going how it should, Hermione is getting on him and Ron for studying, Ron is complaining. The only downside is the constant stream of fan-mail and the fans themselves inside of Hogwarts. When Harry receives a mysterious love letter however one day, he finds that his opinion on his mail just might change.

3. Miniature Devotion by @xx-thedarklord-xx [T, 9k]

▶ Uncle Vernon said Magic didn't exist but he was a liar. Magic was real, Draco was the embodiment of Magic. Fairy. Draco was a fairy.

4. Operation Get Together by @solemnlyremy [G, 1k]

▶ [...] Miranda rolled her eyes. “Yes, but if we get them together, it might soften Professor Malfoy up! Don’t you see? That’s why he’s always so strict! It’s unrequited love!”

5. Snowball Kisses by eatamilkbone [E, 21k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Cinder. A Warped Fairy Tale by NoctuaLusa [G, 1k]

▶ There was once a rich man who made the Dark Lord his enemy. When he felt his end drawing near, he called to his only son to come near his bed, and said, "Dear child, be cunning and use any means, and you will always achieve your ends." And then he closed his eyes and expired.

2. Did It Hurt? by belated_snek [?, 1k]

▶ Draco is getting harassed by an ass at a party and Harry is his knight in shining armor.

3. imagine a world like that by @osnapitsdanni [T, 28k]

▶ A reimagining of Harry Potter in which Voldemort was killed before he could get to the Potters, Peter Pettigrew wasn’t a (figurative) rat, Harry Potter is a Slytherin, but still manages to create as much drama as a Gryffindor.

4. My Only If by @dracothecupcake [T, 2k]

▶ For once fate seems to be on Harry's side.

5. The Tutor by @mothermalfoy [T, 2k]

▶ Harry needs a tutor before he gets kicked off the rugby team, Draco can help him with that, but can he help himself with his own feelings for Harry?

6. A Vacation Away by Gabbi0616 [G, 4k]

▶ Draco looked down at his expensive drink thinking how he got here. [...] That was until the bartender gave Draco his room number and a free drink of white wine. What was supposed to be a night filled with fun turned into three weeks of living with his ex-rival.

7. Why Not You? by @lerdan [E, 24k]

▶ Draco Malfoy left the wizarding world behind right after the war. He chose to live his life as a Muggle in NY. And he was doing a good job living until someone showed back up in his life to tell him otherwise.

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Fest/Exchange

1. A Long Night on The Bus by @curiousemwanders [E, 3k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Fantasy Fulfilled by @clemandben [E, 1k]

▶ Draco drinks a Pondus Lucrum Potion which more than doubles his weight. It is the fulfilment of both his, and fat admirer Harry Potter's greatest fantasies.

2. First Pain, Then Healing by ConjuringWords [E, 22k]

▶ Draco Malfoy has endured a lot of pain in his life. From that bastard Lucius, to the Dark Lord. To even Harry Potter himself. Draco has had more pain inflicted on him than he ever cares to think of. Eventually though, there will be healing. And not just from the potions that Severus provides during the darker moments.

3. A Good Bean by @drgngrl87 [T, 4k]

▶ Teenagers aren't easy to parent. That doesn't stop Draco Malfoy from trying. Not even when the child in question isn't actually his.

4. Of 8th years and mermen by LenaDarling [E, 8k]

▶ It's 8th year, most of them are back at Hogwarts after the War. One night, Draco sneaks out of the dorm, and Harry goes to investigate.

5. Salty-Sweet by shunnedfreak [E, 4k]

▶ Harry's spending another interminable, agonizing, late night at his office. His husband, Draco, decides to pay him an eye-opening visit.

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Fest/Exchange

1. Direct Hit by keeperofstories [E, 5k]

▶ At a crucial moment, Harry is distracted as he and Draco Malfoy duel in the girl's lavatory, allowing Malfoy's curse to make a direct hit. The consequences of this, however, are not what either boy expected. ★ The Ides of Drarry: A Drarry Game/Fest | @gameofdrarry

2. Friday Night at the Cackling Cat by Xedra [T, 1k]

▶ The Hogwarts gang gathered the Cackling Cat wizard pub most Friday nights. ★ Cards Against Muggles Crack Fest

3. Greed | The Cost of a Collection by @protectnevillelongbottom [M, 7k]

▶ Draco's collection is almost complete. ★ Seven Shades of Sin

4. Harry Potter and the Secret in the Library by @eva-eleanore & @tasteofshapes [E, 11k]

▶ Draco stands outside the library for a moment, before he turns the handle and pushes the heavy double doors open. What he expects to find is a silent library cloaked in darkness. What he gets instead is [...] Potter lounging on the fur rug in front of the fireplace, clad only in a terry-cloth bathrobe, a glass of wine in one hand. ★ Lock Down Fest | @lockdownfest

5. The Magic of Muggle Films by @sunshinedracomalfoy [E, 5k]

▶ Harry is happy to get home from an Auror mission in Northern Ireland, but may have been exposed to a contagious disease. Draco Malfoy, who comes with a team of Healers to inspect Harry and also happens to be the subject of Harry's long-term awkward crush, is also accidentally exposed. The two are quarantined together. You know what happens. ★ Lock Down Fest | @lockdownfest

6. Top Priority by JayGwen23 [T, 8k]

▶ England is trying to stop the spread of an aggressive, new virus that is affecting both wizards and muggles. Everyone is being told to self isolate. House mates, Harry and Draco are stuck at home trying to brave it through the madness, while trying not no go mad themselves. ★ Lock Down Fest | @lockdownfest

7. Which Merely That Is by Anonymous [M, 3k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. All tied up by MyNameIsThunder [M, 6k]

▶ Blaise is determined to find out why the entrance to the Slytherin common room is acting up all of a sudden. Draco is determined to keep it a secret.

2. Irony by EvieXx [T, 1k]

▶ The day Draco Malfoy came to Hermione for love advice was the day she was sure the world would end. The world did not, in fact, end, but Hermione can safely say it changed.

3. Lemon Juice by @rockmarina [E, 1k]

▶ This is the first time in years they see each other during the daytime. Malfoy, Harry soon realises, enjoys teasing him just as much as he does during their nightly encounters.

4. My Draco by TheLostLibran [T, 3k]

▶ Harry always calls him 'My Draco' but Draco doesn't respond. So Harry Perseverant Potter calls Draco that until he does.

5. Sugar and Spice Never Made Anything Nice by nevillenobottom [M, 26k]