Fantasy Versus Reality. One in the Same.
Jon: So it looks like Fuchs has already quit on the season
Mike: What? Why?
Jon: I guess the Mets kind of turned him off baseball altogether this year.
Mike: But what does a crappy Mets team have to do with our fantasy league?
Jon: dunno. I'm just telling you what he told me.
Mike: That's insane. At least I collected his dues for the year...
Jon: He didn't even see all that nasty shit I wrote about him on the message board. He was clueless before when i asked him if he was mad about it.
Mike: That's bullshit. Kid quits the league but can't quit his endless trips to wine country. What a douche bag.
Jon: Well, to be fair, he asked if I'd like him to set lineups. I said maybe, but only when he's playing you.
Mike: Please explain to me if you will... How does one quit and still set lineups?
Jon: Ask (Mets Coach) Terry Collins. He seemed to master the trick on opening day.
