“Come on, Sammy, agai, what's that hipster crap on the list?”
“Açai, Dean. It's a berry. For my smoothie. It has lots of antioxidants—”
“Anti, as in: I'm totally against it? Yeah, I can relate. This stuff, not in my kitchen.”
“Who serves you dinner? I am the one nesting ...”
“Burgers and fries each day are not really what I had in mind when—” Sam sighed. “Alright, what if I tell you these little berries,” he showed the dimensions with his fingers, “are increasing my stamina and …” he made an artful pause, “they make my sperm taste better.”
Juicy June Challenge by @thepromptfoundry, prompt: açai