Darkiplier

Since he doesn’t really get pains anymore. he’s lost, but happy [with a resting bitch face] to help!

He teleports you inside and safely helps you walk again. if it hurts to sit, he will carry you.

thats a threat

Wilford Warfstache

one grumble. and Upsie daises! your now suddenly being carried everywhere til the pain chills out.

Every time someone asks he uses a baby voice and goes ”someone can’t walk 😢 poor thing.”

Yancy

Okay. He’s fresh outta prison. and ya’ll go on a trip.

Host

*laughs in all-knowing author* my guy your fucked 6 ways to sunday. [not literal goodness! mind out of the gutter! people can hear your thoughts here!!]

your gonna be hit with. ”Host tilts his head and laughs saying he questions your sanity and attraction.”

Yancy

*laughs in touch starved* He’s a big puppy. Simp or No Simp, just give him lovins. and kisses. kisses are required <3

“aww youse Simp for me? whats a simp?”

Dark

*laughs in immortal demon enitity <3* he’s seen it all. nothing you can do will bother him. Finds it *pulls out fancy people book* Endeering <3

You walked into the cave holding your lover’s hand. It was a well but instead of a reflection in the water it was a galaxy with yellow circles. And in Illinois’s hand was a strange skull. 

“Illinois. Don’t.” You looked over quickly as he threw in the skull. Before you could catch it it landed in the well. “ILLINOIS!” “What? Look again. I think we can jump in.” You sighed and got on the edge. Illinois followed after standing next to you. 

“Alright.” You sighed getting down and hurrying over to grab both of your backpacks. “Let’s go!!” You yelled and swan dived in as Illinois followed. You opened your eyes seeing the portal close and you where falling with Illinois into a forest. 

“FUUUUUUUUUUU!” You yelled before somehow not breaking every bone in your body as you landed on your ass. Illinois on the other hand fell in a tree’s branches.

“Ow.” He groaned as you laughed. “Alright! Let’s move I hear something over here!” You help Illi out of the tree. You both walk to a school looking place and seeing solders run around and you ran inside before Illinois could stop you. 

You saw two of those soldiers holding kids hostage. “Who are you?! Are you a teacher?” The Soldier hissed as you grabbed your bow and shot a warning shot. “Let them kiddies go. Before I introduce you to death.” You hissed as one dropped the kid and ran off. 

“C’mere kid your safe with me. I ain’t with child attackers.” You hissed as you loaded up your bow again. Before you could let go you saw a glowing circle pointed at the kid’s head. “If you shoot that THING! At me, I’ll kill the kid!” 

You laughed dropping your bow. “Fine I won’t shoot you with my bow. I’ll just walk away.” You smiled walking past smiling at the terrified kid. “C’mon bucko show me where you need to go.” You held the smaller kid’s hand as you reached in your bag. 

You grabbed a rag and tackled the soldier as Illinois walked in. “Babe-“ you looked up as the soldier fell unconscious. “Shhhh you knew what you where getting into dating the town Mystic.” You wagged your finger and grabbed the kids gently. 

“Kiddos what’s going on?” “The Emperor’s Coven! Their attacking the school to make us use sigils! Their gonna take our magic!”  One yelled grabbing your shirt and start crying.

“Illi. We gotta help.” You looked back as he fixed his hat and nodded as you walked through the school that seemed to change. You walked til you saw a battle in front of the auditorium. 

“Kids!” A teacher yelled as the students ran to them smiling. “Let’s go.” “Stop.” You turned back seeing a man with Fabulous long black hair. Especially for what age he looked like!

“Who are you?” “I’m y/n, the Human. This is Illinois. Also a Human.” You smiled and sucked punched a soldier who ran at you. “I wanted to return these kids after a run in with this-“ you waved to the soldiers as he laughed. “Alright.” You and Illi mostly hid in the back. 

Eventually entering the auditorium you noticed a blonde kid who had a terrible scar for his age! You looked away as he glanced at you. You walked up to Illinois and leaned on him as the HeadMaster explained what the bloody fuck was going on. 

“So your telling me. There’s a evil Emperor named Belos, who’s trying to do something evil with Covens.” Illinois tilted his head as you just sighed. “When will Evil People leave us ALONNEEE!” You bonked your head against Illinois’s shoulder with each word. 

[time skip to Unity Day] 

“Are you alright?” Illinois sat next to you as you had your head in your hands. Luz the other human, which was also. . Just a kid. She only sighed watching as you sat up. “We’re gonna do this. C’mon.” You got up and trudged outside. 

You all snuck to the Blight house. “You got this kids. You know how to reach me I’ll be distracting the Monster- I mean mother.” You kissed Illinois’s cheek and ran off giggling. 

If you went back you could hear teasing from Luz to Illinois. You knocked on the door straightening your attire and smiled at the woman with mint hair. “Hello! I would like to speak to you about the Abomatrons? I’m with the Emperor’s Coven.” 

She nodded and let you inside as you pulled up your sleeve and revealed the Illusion-created Mark. “As I was saying. The Emperor is very glad for your work! And I hope you already know?” “Yes. I know. What was the point of this visit?” She snapped at you as you stepped back laughing. “Well sorry! As I was saying.” 

You stopped for a second. Hopefully not too long. “The Emperor wants your Offspring to be semi royals! Of course under his almighty power. But your family has done him good! And he rewards those who do good!” 

Her eyes widened as you nodded. “Well tell The Emperor. We will gladly accept this!” She spoke with greed as you shook her hand. “Too bad your fake.” She gripped your hand hard and goo trapped you in place. “NO! No no no!” You yelled and fought the Abomination. 

Illinois appeared and got you out thankfully. “Let’s go.” You ran upstairs and got the kids outta there. “We need to stop the Abomatrons.” You hissed and jumped out the window and a kid named Gus who gave you the fake Mark magicked up some Uniforms. 

“This would’ve helped a ton earlier kid.” You laughed and snuck into the lab. “That’s Kikimora.” The blonde kid said pointing to the tiny demon climbing up a bot. 

“Alrighty.” You stood up straight. “C’mon.” Amity lead to the lab seeing it as empty. “What are you doing?” The Mint haired woman hissed as you jumped. Everyone started making excuses. You pulled the group from their babbling mess and escaped out.  

You guided them out and broke into a run before hitting your head on the edge of a magic wall of a dome. Amity and Luz monologues with the Mother while you walked over to Hunter and Gus. 

“You both okay?” They nodded as you hugged them close as Illinois joined in the bicker. “Honey!” You jumped as Illinois called you seeing Amity’s blood boil. Along with the restraints. 

“Amity. Calm down-“ you tried over the noise but the restraints popped off into a fist and she started punching the dome. Her face contorted into anger. 

The Luz whispered to Gus as you and Illinois started also punching the dome. Before you knew it it was popped and Kiki appeared and started the attack. Luz saved Hunter and Gus as you distracted them. 

Kiki grabbed Hunter as you yelled “NO! PUT HIM-“ Illinois Pulled you back and stopped you from the attack. He pulled you into his shoulder. “He’s a brave kid. He’ll be safe.” He whispered as neither of you knew what was going on other then you all escaped. 

Soon ushered onto a blimp you slid down the side and curled up next to Illinois who’s sat down. Luz looked around and stood by Amity. Gus looked tired as Amity addressed Luz and suddenly a puff of smoke and Hunter appeared instead of Luz. 

Gus explained how it was Luz’s idea. And the panic settles. You just slowly started drifting on and off sleep as started to bicker. “Hon you wanna something to eat?” Illinois poked your face gently and you nodded slowly. You both shared a sandwich as Hunter sat next to you. 

“I’m sorry.” He mumbled as you sat up. “What for kid?” “For dragging you here. You came for me if I wasn’t coming on this you would’ve never joined.” He looked down. And his ears where tilted in the same direction. 

“Kid. I’d never blame you. And illi don’t either. Your protecting your friends. That’s more then any kid where I’m from would ever do. Ya got spunk.” You smiled and patted his head. 

“You all must be tired. C’mon kids nap time.” You grinned as you opened your arms. Gus sat in your lap leaning on Illinois who just smiled at you. Admiring your sheer will to make sure these strange kids are at least healthy. Hunter leaned on your shoulder and Amity leaned on a box. 

Willow leaned on Illinois yawning as her Palisman sat on her lap. And the other palismen also joined in the snuggle party. Amity’s father chuckled as you gave a thumbs up and drifted off to sleep. 

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You sat on the speaker with your sister watching Tommy spew out cusses at the small blue dude.

tubbo sat on his shoulders cheering. Ranboo Ducked behind the speaker like the little freaking enderian gremlin he is <3 p/

“WOMAN! YOUR TURN!” You laughed as you slid down and Ranboo took your spot leaning forward watching. And they sood off to a side glaring at Boyfriend.

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go!” Cherry cheered as you started off singing “I see red“ by everybody loves an outlaw. Throwing him off from your music. Ranboo scribbled in his book as cherry cheered. “Beep bop!” He finished patting my back making me confused. “He says thank you.” “Ahh your welcome! Thanks for the challange!” Tom handed you a glass of water as they exited rolling out the speakers.

Time skip.

you laid in bed the Bench Trio bunking with you in chairs, blanket nests, or even on your bed with you. Tommy’s hair flooded you vision when you started drifting off. And when you opened your eyes again you saw Ranboo up from his nest looking in your song book.

he hummed tunes and wrote down his favorite lines you guessed. You got up before being tugged back down by the clingy duo. You laughed and slipped out and replaced it with a pillow. Ranboo jumped seeing you and threw your book into a empty drawer. “I wasn’t doing anything.” He nodded and walked out with his book.

you laughed as you heard a knock makimy clingy duo get up and open the door for you. Seeing George, he laughed and hugged you and moved his hands to your hips laying his head on your shoulder. And tommy was not having that. “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! What happened to Hi! Hello! How are you! You can’t just go into peoples house and flirt with them when your not dating!” He hissed.

ranboo nodded before George spoke up. “Don’t tell me you ‘WaNt YOuR OLdEr SisTeR saFe!’ She would be perfectly fine with me loser.” You nudged him away. “Dude that’s my brother. don’t talk to him like that.” You walked over and hugged tommy and his friends. “We’ll move the Colab to later okay?” He nodded frustrated and walked out.