#110318

Please get the cheese 🧀 I’ve got the whine…

Because I live in Canada where we don’t have access to Starz or its App… And Starz App subscribers — all of them show-offs — who live in the Eastern time zone will be watching Outlander at midnight on Saturday…

And will be posting commentary and images from each episode anytime after midnight:00:01…

And spoiler hashtags are not foolproof…

And I never saw a spoiler-free episode during Season 2*…

And many people don’t tag spoilers anyway…

And since I live in the Central time zone where W Network broadcasts 

Outlander at midnight on Sunday…

Which totally sucks…

And could be considered relative, because people in some countries must wait even longer than I must…

Which is irrelevant right now because it’s all about me…

I’ll be taking a 25-hour Tumblr break every weekend…

So if you notice I’m not here, you’ll know why…

Please send dark chocolate…

Sigh…

Thank you.

*Wasn’t Tumblring during Season 3 😬