#10092012

Hopefully you don't have that dream where everyone has an ant face and all your maps are labeled wrong. (It's been going around.)

This is the mens bathroom. This is the womens. And this is the door marked with the image of an exploding star that no one has ever opened.

The bears have taught themselves math.

Traffic report: 5 people in dark cloaks are levitating near exit 11. They are definitely from the Hwy Dept. Expect delays, mutations.

Current weather: Two crows circle a child who is dragging a hatchet across an infertile wheat field. Cloudy, humid.

The schedule of events at the public library is up. It's just your name listed as an event once an hour, with the word CANCELED next to each

Your home needs a woman's touch. (A long-dead spectre woman who wants to burn down your soul.)