#100 iphones

Oliver, 100 iPhones Oliver's child hood friend Steve is returning home for college. The two have planned to take some time to catch up like simple times - with bitches and liquor. Steve arrives and he quickly plops on the couch, sinking in and ready to relax. Oliver raises an eyebrow, "I thought we were gonna head out, man?" "Oh, my bad." Steve starts to get up. "I thought we were just gonna smoke, watch some anime, call some bitches over...Lowkey night." Oliver laughs. "We're gonna do all that. Just downtown at the high rise." "Downtown sounds kind of expensive, man." There is a long moment of silence which is awkwardly broken by Steve's unconvincing laugh. "I'm totally kidding, man." Oliver and Steve hop into the Mitsubishi and head downtown. After settling into a room with women and vices, Oliver drops a whole bunch of Swisher Sweets onto the table. "Woah," Steve exclaims. Oliver smiles ear to ear. "I know. We're gonna be lit." "Maybe too lit, man. Don't you wanna save some of it for later?" Again, there is another awkward silence, but the flick of a lighter fades the uncomfortable vibes away. A phone rings. It's Oliver iPhone. Oliver looks at it to see who's calling. The screen shows "Bad Bitch #43." Oliver tosses the phone aside to enjoy his high. A few minutes go by and a phone rings again. Oliver pulls this phone out to see that "Bad Bitch #72" is calling. He smirks to himself and tosses that phone aside to get back to enjoying his high. "Did I just see you pull out two different phones? "Yeah." Steve laughs, "Who the fuck are you? Kevin Gates?" "Kevin Gates only has two phones." Steve laughs, but ends up pondering on the thought. His facial expression eventually goes from amused to horrified. "Wait, how many phones do you have?" "100 iPhones" "You're joking." Oliver begins to stack the phones on the table, all of which are lighting up and displaying increasing notifications and every ranking of bad bitches calling over and over. Steve clutches his heart. "How can you possibly afford one hundred phones? How the fuck do you afford one hundred iPhones? Do you know how many packs of ramen you can get with that money???" Again, another awkward silence. Oliver breaks it one final time. "College changed you."