“Valentine’s Day is one big scam.”

     “Shit, was I supposed to that today?!”

     “I never understood people who killed bugs in the house. Just fuckin’ catch ‘em and let ‘em go. They ain’t hurtin’ anyone.”

     “Cheers to another year on this fuckin’ hell rock.” 

      “Just... trust me. This shit’s gunna work. Garen-fucking-tee it.”

     “I’m 28 years old, ‘n I’m still celebratin’ 4/20 like a fuckin’ high schooler.”  

     “St. Paddy’s day? I’ll drink to that.”

     “Anyone else smokin’ weed and not givin’ a fuck this evenin’?”