#0edit

0edit - TGR Fuel

The history of TGR Fuel is steeped in animal activism. Originally, as sexual deviants sought out more and more drastic additions to their sex lives, tiger penis had become a commodity in demand, making another byproduct of the illegal poaching trade in India become a fashionable bourgeois indulgence. Mister E, infuriated with this development and possessing a degree in biological engineering, spent several months crafting a synthetic tiger penis substitute with the intent of crashing the poaching industry. Retaining the synthetic penises in cans, as the tradition went, and flooding the aphrodisiac market with them, the price of tiger penis plummeted. His formidable DNA-twisting funk was so convincing that nobody could tell the difference between the fake and the real thing. An interesting side-effect of the canning process, in tandem with the cloning chemicals involved, was the liquification of the contents of the can over an extended period of time. While this liquid was incredibly toxic and psychoactive, even deadly in high quantities, it became a sensation of it's own, and became known as "Tora Gas." Mister E, already having crashed an entire poaching market, began proceeding on the process of incorporating Tora Gas into a safe, clean beverage. After an incident involving an unguarded pot of tea and a can of tiger penis, he discovered the perfect combination of tea with hints of ginseng root and sugar, with his original creation. With this discovery, he put a patent out for his new drink, TGR FUEL, and began mass-manufacturing the cans of liquid cloned penis and tea. A hard-concentrated blend of catnip was added into the mix, and TGR Fuel became an instant classic.