making a new post because this one is still crashing my phone if i even breathe on it wrong lmao
anyway nobody's batman
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making a new post because this one is still crashing my phone if i even breathe on it wrong lmao
anyway nobody's batman

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watching 2003 teetles for the first time!!! i'm vaguely aware of some plot beats through the wonders of iteration x-over fanfiction but i found one too many "12!mikey's bros are uncaring hurtful assholes but luckily the rise boys are perfect paragons of brotherhood" to fully trust fanfiction to give me accurate info lmao
currently about to start episode 6 and my thoughts on the first 5 eps so far:
oh so we're kicking things into gear IMMEDIATELY okay then
little puntable chomper robots >:(
hey. hey you. april. you're finally awake
when she's not fainting or in denial about the existence of mutant ninja turtle teens, she's smart, she's resourceful, and she's got an edge to her i can already recognize! :D
i'm so glad we're already getting a feel of "i mess with you a lot but nobody else is allowed to. i'm gonna smack you in the head and then you're gonna kick my feet out from under me and then we're both gonna kick ass together" with raph and mikey
fanfic had me WORRIED and this is why i should experience media before reading fic of it sndwkdjskdhs
*points* THERE HE IS. IT'S THE GUY
HE'S GONNA CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS WITH RAPH >:D
LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF "(blank) is such a bitch" (15 minutes later) "ME AND THE BESTIE 🤪🤪🤪" AHSHAJZHAJAHAHAHA
i wanna adopt the nanobot kid. they just wanted parental affection and approval 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
we shall see how things go :D
I noticed you been quite enjoying 03 XD if you do not mind me asking what's your opinion on this iteration of raph I personally think he's the best version because here he just isn't angry he's actually passionate and a softie
Okay, real talk? I'm always gonna have a soft spot for Rise Raph. He's my beeg boy. My massive son. First Raph I really emotionally latched onto. <3
HOWEVER.
03 RAPH IS. SO GOOD. At first I wasn't too sure abt him since I was still used to Large Stressed Chaos Son, so Small Fighty Raph didn't really click in my brain, but then we got that scene in one of the first episodes where Stockman's mousers are cornering the guys and April in the factory, and Raph did his "Even you, Mikey. Especially you" line and i AUGH-
And as soon as that moment basically spelled it out for my brain, I couldn't unsee it. Sure, Rise emphasized the anxiety aspect a bit more when they plonked him into the oldest brother spot but Raphs have always been the protectors. They have to wrangle emotions too big for them and manage to keep their family safe at the same time. It shows as anger often but DO YOU SEE HIM.
HIM.
SON.
raph: ugh, i hate kids.
ALSO RAPH, LITERALLY 30 SECONDS LATER:
ya can't sneak away from a ninja, kid. >:) *proceeds to keep tyler safe and save his mom*
he'll take down a dozen bad guys with ease but one (1) gramma makes him bluescreen
nobody's coming to get you buddy. get gramma'ed idiot <3
I'm notoriously bad at deciding "ok this is my favorite of these things" because I keep going "these things all have pros and cons :)" but 03 raph is EASILY one of the most guys of all time imo and i would absolutely kill for him without hesitation.
it's happening again
anyway first order of business:
second order of business: AJSBAJXBAHZBAJBAISJAHSJA SPLINTER'S JUST "don't tell me, i don't even wanna know" LMFAO
third order of business: it's real donnytism hours <3
trying my hand at a masterpost type dealie. wahey.
I intend to experience as many iterations of the teetles as I can before this fixation burns out. Maybe I can keep track of them here :D
Comics: It Begins™
Mirage:
Image:
IDW: The Last Ronin (but not The Lost Years (yet))
Dreamwave:
Archie:
good lird there's so many i'm not listing them all lmfao. me @ myself trying to identify comic runs based solely off of the publisher:
Cartoons/Movies:
TMNT 87: Legit just the first 5 episodes and Adventures In Turtlesitting orz
90s Movies: 1, 2, 3
Next Mutation: nothing yet
TMNT 2003: S1, S2, S3, S4, S5, S6, S7 (My watchthrough posts (bc it's too powerful for my phone to keep 'em all on one rb thread lmao) are here, here, and here! Probably gonna start a new one for S6 so keep an eye out for that if liveblogging's your thing)
TMNT 2007: i have been Dropkicked to Hurty Town (positive)
TMNT 2012: S1 + assorted episodes out of order from the rest of the show. Check my "#12 watchthrough" tag if you wanna see my most recent Thoughts™ skxjskxjsjd
Bayverse Movies: The first one, Out of the Shadows
Rise (and the RotTMNT Movie): 100%
Batman VS TMNT (Movie): Now living rent-free in my brain <3
Mutant Mayhem: yeeeaaaaAAAAAAH BABY
Tales of the TMNT: 🏴☠️ i'll probably get around to it eventually 🍉
i may also try playing as many of the spin-off games as i can. or at least watching playthroughs. i am very bad at real-time fighting games though as it turns out to imma be honest it'll probably be watching playthroughs.
there's more and i know it but unfortunately i can hear people humming from across the house and i cannot think like a person

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