A WRITER? ❝ I PREFER the term narration consultant. If the world’s ONLY going to judge you by your career you might as well make it sound more interesting than it is. ❞ Ever opened a paper? No, I DON’T suppose you have, not many people YOUR age do so these days. She smiled to herself at her own little joke, head tilted to the side. The heading always reads, banker SHOT by thieves, tiler falls to death tragically. You’re reduced to NOTHING but a title in the end. Wow. That came out really fucking PRETENTIOUS, didn’t it? It’s a mood of hers. A little existential crisis now & again is good for the soul.
A flicker of movement diverted her attention away FROM the woman, glancing instead at the eccentric looking old man she’d seen her enter the restaurant with. ❝ —— Doesn’t your grandfather know how to read? That table is RESERVED. ❞ @tcrdisary || SC










