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Seokjin may know Yoongi like the back of his hand, but there are still some things that leaves him puzzled. Why are Yoongi's trainees so scared of him? And why would Yoongi rather spend their one off day together doing work instead of other things, goddammit?

Due to a misinterpretation of Yoongi's newest song, the public and press think rapper Yoongi completely dissed idol Jin in his newest release.

seokjin is sick and yoongi is yoongi.

Yoongi huffs. “You should date me,” he suggests earnestly, hands reaching for another drink which Seokjin discreetly pulls away. Yoongi doesn’t notice, attention fixed entirely on Seokjin. “I’m sure I’m handsomer.” he pauses. “I’m definitely cuter,” he adds, and even winks, oh god. It’s taking everything Seokjin has not to laugh.

or, the one where Yoongi is so drunk he hits on his own boyfriend, and disses himself in the process.

They call him the Dragon of Daegu.

Yoongi tries to hit on his husband while still under the effects of anaesthesia. That's it, that's the plot.

Yoongi's so tired of Seokjin's bad taste in boyfriends.

Reccer’s Note: This is a Namjoon/Jimin fic, but the background established Yoonjin is too good not to rec here :)

As a telepath, Kim Namjoon has heard his fair share of dirty thoughts in the club. Hearing it directed at him though, was a first.

His boyfriend Jimin does not approve.