1. Themes will vary with this blog. Bob is a morbid guy, so I wouldnāt advise following if youāre not used to his character. There will likely be violence, themes of murder and crime, as well as that messed up obsession with wanting to kill Bart Simpson. If youāre not comfortable with that, steer clear!
I will try my best to tag everything. These will be under the format of swearing tw. If youād like me to tag anything specific, donāt hesitate to ask through anon / inbox / im!
I donāt have any triggers but I do ask you tag all of your NSFW (sexual) content.
Iām of age, and thus I wonāt be writing anything to that end with minors. Not that Iād be writing much of it anyway.
2. Iām private, which means I only write with mutuals (this is for my own sanity / comfort; everyoneās cool!). Iāll write with canon, oc, and crossover characters.
Although Iām private, when it comes to following people, Iām selective. We donāt have to have known each other prior to write!
As for following back, I usually take a week tops to do so - but if youāve hit up my promo, I go through that eventually.
If itās a crossover, I have to know the fandom and be at least a little bit confident with it. This is so Iām able to work with you, our thread and have muse for it.
I follow the tag #ominousgreeting. If thereās anything you want me to see, like dash commentary, just tag that and x-kit will alert me of your post! I may respond to ic stuff ic stuff if Iām feeling it.Ā
In that sense, Iām chill with dash shenanigans with most folk, not just mutuals!
Absolutely no godmodding. It aināt fun, fam. If youāre not sure what this term means, do look it up. This includes powerplaying, metagaming, and other things of that nature. This applies especially in fights if they happen (Iām chance-based and hope that you are too).
I can be picky with OCs. But rest assured, if youāve followed me/interacted with my promo, Iāll always give your pages a read.
Please donāt be offended if I donāt want to interact with you (and please donāt try to guilt me into doing so!).Ā
I DONāT CARE ABOUT AESTHETICS. I just think theyāre pretty. If you donāt use formatting or anything like that, or heck - even wannaā just do iconless rp - I have no problem with it whatsoever! Itās you, your writing and your muse I care about!
3. Please donāt rush me for starters or responses.
PLEASE understand that I have blogs galore and my muse tends to fluctuate; this can mean Iām everywhere at once and can end up neglecting a blog or two. Itās nothing personal; you know how muses are!
I have a full-time job (and Iām trying to get into screenwriting in my off-time) so sometimes Iām scrapped for time or exhausted. I'm also an introvert who deals with anxiety and depression, thus that may affect how much / how often I roleplay. If I donāt get chance to respond to anything ic or ooc, itās nothing personal! Promise!
Chances are, Iāve probably has seen that bit of interactivity and just havenāt gotten around to responding yet.
My roleplaying style being para/multi-para, I may take a while to respond. I hoard drafts like a dragon - itās really just the motivation to write and ship those out.
I hoard asks, but sometimes canāt find muse or interest for all of them. If itās been a month or two, generally assume Iām not interested / canāt find muse for it. Youāre free to send another though!
I answer asks from anyone - personals, rp blogs and anons. Iāll answer non-mutual asks occaisonally but I wonāt be making threads out of them
4. Shippings? If theyāre of similar age, sure! With Bob, itās a little timey whimey since heās married, but we could figure something out.
If I donāt happen to be interested, donāt force anything on my character.
I do not ship incestuous ships. Do NOT follow/interact if you do.
Also the same rule applies to this next thing. It would go without saying, but given the nature of this fandom... for the love of God, no shipping any of the kids with Bob.
The ship has to have chemistry; Iām generally shipping trash, but if they donāt click, they donāt click, sorry.
This is a multi-ship blog, meaning there will be more than one ship without them conflicting with eachother.
If you want to ship and I already have a ship of your choosing going with a duplicate, please donāt hesitate to hmu! My ships arenāt exclusive and each character/relationship portrayal is unique to me!
Relationships are eternal until you deem otherwise. If youāre not interested in a ship anymore, just let me know!
5. Whilst I am of age, Iām not aiming for sexual content on this blog (and will not be dealing with fetishes). The occasional joke is fine, but anything beyond that makes me uncomfortable, and I typically donāt recommend pulling it with my character if youāre interacting with me. Nonetheless, should it arise, I will tag it appropriately as nsfw //.
I am not a meme source, and reblogs clog up my activity. Please reblog any memes you find on this blog from their SOURCE. The exception to this rule is if there is no source; go ahead.
I donāt feel comfortable with Personals reblogging my IC or OOC posts, so please donāt do that. If I put something in the fandom tags for whatever reason (bar promos), youāre free to, though.
This goes for my art too unless it has the tag ok to rb, but otherwise only the person I drew it for can reblog it. If you wannaā reblog something, I DO put it on my art blog eventually!
A few times is fine, as it happens, but repeatedly breaking these rules will result in me soft blocking you.
I try to participate in reblog karma as much as I can, but always reblog from the source/a meme source.
If a post or ask is for you, youāre free to reblog it to save it though - but only if youāre an rp blog!
7. Iām a para / multi-para blog, novella if Iām adventurous and have time. Whilst I may roleplay crack threads with shorter responses, this does not apply to all threads I write. This means:
I write my replies as detailed as I can muster, and length can range from 1 paragraph to 6.
Short responses (such as one-liners) in more serious threads where Iāve written a decent deal can instantly kill my muse for that thread.
Whilst Iād prefer for partners to at least somewhat match my length, itās entirely up to you - just try your best and make sure you give me enough to work with. ā”
If my muse happen to go nuts out of nowhere - like, overboard - donāt stress too much about matching him.
8. Threads! You can yeet asks, memes, and even starters at me if Iāve liked a call! Iāll obviously have my own you can like.
Youāre free to like starter calls even if weāre not mutuals; I can check out your blog that way. I still only write starters for mutuals though.
I know pretty much most Bob media, bar the comics because Iāve only read a few of them.
Starter memes are the BEST way to interact me because they just yeet a prompt at my face and really help me write starters. If you see me reblog one, send one!
If you want a certain verse, lemmeā know! Otherwise, Iāll probably default to a post-canon verse.
If you want to turn an ask into a thread, go ahead!
In that sense, I donāt recommend writing starters for me unless weāve discussed something. I donāt like to leave anyone hanging.
Please donāt assume things about my muse. If youāre uncertain about things, ASK.
IMs are open to mutuals, if you want to do any in-depth plotting. I also have Discord if thatās more convenient for you!
9. Guidelines on mains and relationships:
If weāre mutuals and we interact a lot, youāre welcome to ask me if Iād like to be your main!
Please donāt be offended if I deny, though; I typically want to pick those I trust to be my mains as well as people I can comfortably write with.
Not limited to them! I roleplay with duplicates galore so donāt be afraid to hit me up if you want to interact!
Pre-established relationships are a-okay in my book; if you have an idea for a relationship between our muses we can work towards, hit me up! I reblog those pre-established relationship memes every so often too. Romantic relationships link back to the shipping guidelines.
Also, friendship/family/rivalry relationships are EXTREMELY valid to me - so donāt feel scared about asking for them!
10. If you have any issues, please let me know and hopefully we can resolve it!
Mun is actually super nice, so donāt be afraid to hit her up!
I am absolutely terrible with IMs and Discord. I either respond quickly or days later, depends on my mood. Social anxiety tends to interfere with this (and more recently exhaustion from work) - but honestly, if youāve sent something, Iāve likely read it and just havenāt gotten around to it yet! Itās nothing personal; trust me!
Please leave me out of drama; Iām here to have a good time, as is everyone else, and it pains me to see people arguing.
This is a little different with callouts - if I see anything on dash pertaining to any problematic users, I will take it into consideration and rb it if I believe them to be harmful.
11. To retierate, I tend to follow those that:
Write para and whom I feel my muse would click with.
Seem chill? Tone can really intimidate me honestly.
Have rules and about pages! Knowing the boudaries of my rp partners is super important as well as their lovely muses! Sometimes rules are enough, though, if youāre going to write the about eventually.
Donāt have massive icons - ie, have rp icons that take up an entire text post like 500x500 or something. I donāt want to clog the dash and itās tiring to resize them.
ā¦also, if I follow your hub blog (provided it doesnāt double as a personal), it generally means Iām cool with any blogs that are attached to it.
If youāre not interested in a thread anymore, and would like to drop it, please let me know! Iād feel terrible if weāre both not having fun with it or if partners feel overwhelmed with the amount of threads we have.
Honestly, unless I let you know, our threads have no expiry date - so no need to worry about me dropping them without telling you. I can just be quite slow sometimes.
13. Mun does not equal muse! Anything my muse might say does not reflect on how I think unless I explicitly say so.
14. Know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you.
I literally couldnāt care less about follower counts. I care about YOU guys and our interactions.
15. Rules may be subject to change.
Please like this post if youāve read the rules! You donāt have to, but itās of personal reassurance to me if you have.