Slight eye strain warning <3 *🍬
+ homestuck jumpscare hehhahhahehs >:))
HIHSIJSI HI GUYS UHHHMMMM THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER MY SOURCE/CANON UNIVERSE :33 *🍬 (IM ROXY BTW)
No, these will NAUT match up wit the hit webcomic Homosuck >8( if u go into the notes and say some stuff lik “uhhhmmm wtf, the storyline makes no sense, X would NOT behave like that and is NOT transgender 🤨🤨🤨” SHUT UP this is where I came from and who I grew up with. if you cant accept their identities, then you can GLADLY leave >8[ anyways, heres some info about my friends and family :3
John Egbert —> Juhne Egbert
- girlboy boygirl, every and any pronouns
- is such a nerd, loves dnd (dungeons and dragons)
- def neurodivergent. would ramble on for hours about mythology and pokemon and sntuff
- always loved hiking and swimming with Jake
- bisexual/omni? i dont know, mightve dated vriska because they said the two of them were pretty close + he and Dave were hella fruity lmao
Jake English —> Jake Englishman
- cishet aroace guy, he/him 833
- loved shooting ranges, adventuring, and fishing but was a huuuuugggeee wuss when it came to literally everything else
- he has such cute moles all over him + you see that rat tail (he REFUSES to cut it even when some of us tell him it sucks. it goes really good with him tbh 8))
- color matching earings with Jane!!!!
- dated Jane for a while I’m pretyy sure. not sure if they still were before i left their reality 8(
Dirk Strider —> Dirkie Strilonde (MY POOKIE!)!!!
- transmasc (no hormone therapy cause DUHHHH were on ALIEN PLANETS >:PP), he/hit
- auughshsh had such FLUUDFFY HAIR UHRGHS <33
- loves birdwatching and bird feeding, honestly so cute whenever he pointed out the species of birds we came acorss
- hits wearing AR jr btw, jr is sooo adorable and dirkie is an amazing papa
- i honestly duno his orientation but lets just say hes queer :33
AR/Auto-Responder/Lil Hal —> AR/ARon
- is above gender, uses it/they pronouns but couldnt care less about misgendering
- its body was made from Brobot’s scraps and runs on uranium!
- bakes with Jane often and likes having rap offs with Squarewave and Sawtooth
- romance? sexuality? robots cant feel, idiot!!! /nsrs /lh
- likes to spar with anybody and everybody. tickle fights and pillow throwing ambushes are common when around the Strilonde residence!!!
Jane Crocker —> Janise “Jane” Crocker
- cishet girlie <3, she/it (pronouns do NOT equal gender!!! Remember dat :3)
- has bracelets of dirkie and jake and a hairband of me!!!!!
- her hobbies are baking, cooking, diving, and mathematics!!
- best friend for gossip >:))
- yes, those are troll horns on her :3 She is half troll!!!
Dave Strider —> David “Dave” Strilonde
- cis bi guy, he/gear prnouns
- Had black feelings for Karkat and flushed ones for Terasi (Terezi)
- usually play-fights with ARon and Jadethon (Jade) and has a fanbase for Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff!!!
- when the katana was thrown at the crow, it missed it but hit the beta, which then hit a black labrador. future dave prototyped himself and the labradorsprite together, who were then fused with current dave during the god-tier ascension. thus creating PUPPY DAVE!!!!!!!!
- age and pet regresses with Jadeth often (Jaspersprite and Fefetasprite is their caregivers/owners 833)
Rose Lalonde —> Rose Lalonde (for some reason, only meh and Rose are Lalonde and not a Strilonde like de boys ‘,:7)
- cis lesbian woman!!!!!!, she/her/horror
- loves planting with her gf Kanaya and her qpr partner Jadeth <3
- lives wit Beta/pre-scratch Mom Lalonde and ARon and Dave!!!! (Me and Dirkie live w the Egberts and Crockers)
- a satanist wiccan 8)
- a complete nerd who listens to Juhne’s rambling and debates w her about cryptids like mothman and bigfoot
anyways thats it for now lololol I RLLY RLYY LOBE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEY ALL MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 8)))
..strilonder : <3
..strilonder : dudeool
..strilonder : ort
..strilonder : Roxy
