seeing more davejake from you would make me so immensely happy
fun fact (*and by fun fact, i mean a bunch of stupid shit*):
I started to ship skullscratch/greenapple because of this one diss post about dirk x jake, yapping about how “jake dumb, dirk COOL, misinterpreting jake as confident and smart and stuff, you wanna know wha? misinterpreted jake is really just JOHN. dirk x john BETTER.” or something. i really didnt care for the dirk x john superiority parts—but the jake slander parts? i got REAL interested in those studies of him. i was like “man he really IS pathetic (/aff i love english sm) how come he pulls so much but nobody ships him with anybody but dirk” and then looked back at the reason why that person made the entire essay in the first place. I thought “man, dirk and john are REALLY popular together even though they have no canonical interactions.. but what about their brothers, what about jakedave? 🙁 wheres my content of them??”. at first, i only indulged in it out of pity and spite because man, these two are such an underrated ship/rarepair, i had never seen these guys be shipped before (davejakedaily ily) despite their charmingly dumb dynamic; then i realized dude, theres no fucking gifs of them i need one of those sparkly gay gifs with dumb text vaguely relating to the image behind it. so i made one. and then i started actually shipping them.
Anyway, heres the dork4dork yaoi and the shitty gif i made a while back.
SLIGHT FLASH WARNING/EYE STRAIN AND IMPLIED SCARS (and a possibly controversial mlm flag) BELOW 4 GIF :0
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HIHSIJSI HI GUYS UHHHMMMM THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER MY SOURCE/CANON UNIVERSE :33 *🍬 (IM ROXY BTW)
No, these will NAUT match up wit the hit webcomic Homosuck >8( if u go into the notes and say some stuff lik “uhhhmmm wtf, the storyline makes no sense, X would NOT behave like that and is NOT transgender 🤨🤨🤨” SHUT UP this is where I came from and who I grew up with. if you cant accept their identities, then you can GLADLY leave >8[ anyways, heres some info about my friends and family :3
John Egbert —> Juhne Egbert
- girlboy boygirl, every and any pronouns
- is such a nerd, loves dnd (dungeons and dragons)
- def neurodivergent. would ramble on for hours about mythology and pokemon and sntuff
- always loved hiking and swimming with Jake
- bisexual/omni? i dont know, mightve dated vriska because they said the two of them were pretty close + he and Dave were hella fruity lmao
Jake English —> Jake Englishman
- cishet aroace guy, he/him 833
- loved shooting ranges, adventuring, and fishing but was a huuuuugggeee wuss when it came to literally everything else
- he has such cute moles all over him + you see that rat tail (he REFUSES to cut it even when some of us tell him it sucks. it goes really good with him tbh 8))
- color matching earings with Jane!!!!
- dated Jane for a while I’m pretyy sure. not sure if they still were before i left their reality 8(
Dirk Strider —> Dirkie Strilonde (MY POOKIE!)!!!
- transmasc (no hormone therapy cause DUHHHH were on ALIEN PLANETS >:PP), he/hit
- auughshsh had such FLUUDFFY HAIR UHRGHS <33
- loves birdwatching and bird feeding, honestly so cute whenever he pointed out the species of birds we came acorss
- hits wearing AR jr btw, jr is sooo adorable and dirkie is an amazing papa
- i honestly duno his orientation but lets just say hes queer :33
AR/Auto-Responder/Lil Hal —> AR/ARon
- is above gender, uses it/they pronouns but couldnt care less about misgendering
- its body was made from Brobot’s scraps and runs on uranium!
- bakes with Jane often and likes having rap offs with Squarewave and Sawtooth
- likes to spar with anybody and everybody. tickle fights and pillow throwing ambushes are common when around the Strilonde residence!!!
Jane Crocker —> Janise “Jane” Crocker
- cishet girlie <3, she/it (pronouns do NOT equal gender!!! Remember dat :3)
- has bracelets of dirkie and jake and a hairband of me!!!!!
- her hobbies are baking, cooking, diving, and mathematics!!
- best friend for gossip >:))
- yes, those are troll horns on her :3 She is half troll!!!
Dave Strider —> David “Dave” Strilonde
- cis bi guy, he/gear prnouns
- Had black feelings for Karkat and flushed ones for Terasi (Terezi)
- usually play-fights with ARon and Jadethon (Jade) and has a fanbase for Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff!!!
- when the katana was thrown at the crow, it missed it but hit the beta, which then hit a black labrador. future dave prototyped himself and the labradorsprite together, who were then fused with current dave during the god-tier ascension. thus creating PUPPY DAVE!!!!!!!!
- age and pet regresses with Jadeth often (Jaspersprite and Fefetasprite is their caregivers/owners 833)
Rose Lalonde —> Rose Lalonde (for some reason, only meh and Rose are Lalonde and not a Strilonde like de boys ‘,:7)
- cis lesbian woman!!!!!!, she/her/horror
- loves planting with her gf Kanaya and her qpr partner Jadeth <3
- lives wit Beta/pre-scratch Mom Lalonde and ARon and Dave!!!! (Me and Dirkie live w the Egberts and Crockers)
- a satanist wiccan 8)
- a complete nerd who listens to Juhne’s rambling and debates w her about cryptids like mothman and bigfoot
anyways thats it for now lololol I RLLY RLYY LOBE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEY ALL MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 8)))
