#...sorry!

no no its fine

well... ok its not fine but its not the worst thing in the world

if it makes u feel any better I stopped spiraling 4 a min 2 laugh rlly rlly hard at the timing.

well I'm uh glad my posts have... uh... a lasting effect on ppl?

idk uh... I feel like it'd be kinda bad 2 ask if u wanted 2 b a regular anon like... rn... but I wanna hear more abt this pls.....

Was I successful in convincing you of a jjk x Rosemary's Baby crossover?

im starting to think i might've catfished yall into thinking im some horror fanatic IM NOT ACTUALLY im a super big coward and ive never watched rosemary's baby-

apologies in advance for being a wet blanket, friend!

if we're going off of the movie... they were both consummate fucking assholes to each other from nearly start to finish. they know exactly where to press to hurt and I don't think that would be translating into love for any of the members of the dagger crew, because it isn't love. I'm in the minority for believing that neither of them even liked each other let alone had feelings for the vast majority of the movie - their opinion of each other only starts to shift on the tarmac prior to the mission being flown, and then once Jake's saved Bradley (and Mav). even Nat and Javy probably only viewed their interactions as Jake and Bradley being competitive with each other to the nth degree. Bob wouldn't notice either way because he doesn't experience charitable thoughts about Jake ever 😂

Well, if you insist. I will happily continue being the destructive Zouie I am. 😇

As for Zouie moments—You sure you wanna open that Pandora’s box? Cause once I start on Zouis, there’s really no stopping.

But nonetheless, I’m here to deliver. Come suffer with me. :)

You didn’t specify an amount, so I’m starting off modestly with five.

I guess ill just start here:

1. Why the F*CK were they like this during that Irish radio interview?

They’re literally acting like two love-sick puppy dogs, desperately seeking out each other’s warmth to survive, by cuddling.

2. The Best Day Of My Life. (a.k.a. When they got their Mystery Machine!)

Just look at how happy they were that day !! They could not stop smiling, because they finally had something that was theirs, and only theirs. The personally monogrammed seats really solidify that, don’t they? They literally own property together, let that sit in.

But rest easy; The Mystery Machine is still safe and sound at Louis’.

3. Basically, the entirety of Zouis’ hour on 1D Day.

(p.s. If someone loves me, please make a video snippet of them between 6:08-6:20-ish; They say the same things at the same time, and its too cute!)

4. ZOUIS’ PAINTBALL DATE.

I’m still so, soo sad we didn’t end up getting a full-length video of this. (I guess management didn’t sign off on it??) Nevertheless, this is tied with the Mystery Machine in being one of my favorite Zouis moments ever! And lastly…

5. This.

Watch it. Then watch it again. Then watch it once more. And cry with me, because this is the sweetest, most purest thing in the world. Look at how Louis says it. How he looks at Zayn. How Louis' eyelashes flutter, and how Zayn's goes soft. I love this with my whole heart.