#...may actually be gayer

Mikey. Michael Mann. Mike. Just. Come here. Can we talk for a second about why all the Miami Vice promo pics are like this. I know you love slipping a little homoeroticism into your crime so like. Just whisper in my ear if this was the message. It's fine, I'll keep it a secret. I won't tell anyone that Sonny and Rico were in love, I promise. I won't invite people to join my Miami Vice discord server so we can talk about them being in love or anything or write fanfiction or nothin' like that. Or draw fanart. So you can just tell me, Mr. Mann, it's fine. I'll be so cool about it. It can be our secret.